Tristan's Quotes
"Why aren't any of my quotes in here?"
"I'll make it a movie of friendship, compassion, and cheese."
"We'll have to ask people if we can throw mushrooms at their houses."
"I have a strange attraction to pickles."
"My brain functions like a watermelon, a big one though."
"I'm gonna run to Tasmania and become a Tasmanian Devil farmer."
"I was branded by a gerbil lover!"
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