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Help the guys out!     Sometimes, they just need better dialogue...        CLICK ON EACH PICTURE to email Brit           a caption, then she'll add it on!

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Caption One: "Death Ride"

"No way.  I ain't getting in that cab.  Then this show'll go on for years and chicks will drool all over me.  I bet I get hurt lots and the whole thing ends, and somebody will write stories and hurt me, I bet.  A lot.  And, oh--I can't even say it.  Some dillusional guy will make a movie about us and it'll be...oh, Hutch, I feel sick.  Nope, ain't getting in."  ~ Jerrye "Okay, you can turn the hose on now!" ~ Stella "Who wants corn?" ~ Brit "I knew we shouldn't have taken that left turn in Alburquerque!" ~ Diane S. "I said I'd gut us a cab without queing." ~ Veronica "This?  I got this at the Star Wars convention.  Neat, huh?" ~ Amye "I told you you didn't want to make me stop this car!" ~ Margaret

Caption Two: "Kill Huggy Bear"

"Is that really Dobey in a speedo?" ~ Brit "I can't believe you ate the whole thing!" ~ Diane S. "Oh, my God, Starsk!  Don't tell me you just smashed into Simonetti's new car!" ~ Lillian "Please tell me you didn't just see a dog!" ~ Amye "Starsky, your logic makes my brain hurt!" ~ Margaret Hutch: "Oh, my God!  Is that Huggy in drag?" Starsky: "You should have seen him in a tutu!" ~ Samantha Rawna

Caption Three: "Tap Dancing..."

"Uh, Starsky?  Who are those crazy people over there taking our picture, and why are they laughing at us?  Surely it can't be because of our super-cool disguises?" ~ Shanie S. "The thought that Ben Stiller and Owen Wilson have taken our parts in a movie really put me off my dinner!" ~ Stella "Uh, about the guy who just ate a hotdog before we did..." ~ Brit "What do you mean, 'Did we see your puppy'?" ~ Jacqueline / Curly "Uh, Starsky?  Have you ever seen ants crawling away from food before?" ~ Margaret

Caption Four:  "Omaha Tiger"

"What do you mean I'm not a natural blond?" ~ Jeanine "Don't touch that finger!  You don't know where it's been!" ~ Samantha Rawana Hutch: "Do you think I look like Owen Wilson?" Starsky:  "I don't think so!" ~ Lillian "No, Hutch, I will not pull your finger!" ~! Diane S. "Wait a minute!  Isn't that one of my shirts?"~ Margaret "Don't point that thing at me!  It might be loaded!" ~ Bryan (Margaret's son) "Okay, I know it's not the 'right' finger to flip people off with, but these are the 70s, and the censors won't allow the real thing!" ~ Brit

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