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Sometimes, they just need better dialogue...
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a caption, then she'll add it on!
"Hey, Hutch, no fair! You can't cheat at Hide N Go Seek!" ~Amye
"Quick, call my plastic surgeon! When I blink my
eye, my arm goes up!" ~ Jacqueline/Curly
"Uhhhh...teacher? I have to go to the bathroom!" ~ Mona
"Hey, Starsk! Want to see my imitation of 'Blind Justice?'" ~ Margaret
"Tell me there's not a pit stain!" ~Brit
"Hurry, Hutch! Come and see this for yourself! This thing is a cookie-shaped, G-rated, X-ray spy kit! I can see Dobey's ripped underwear from here... What a nasty ugliness..." ~ Donatella
"Well, Hutch, this is unbelievably awesome. Did you really get this thing through your regular mail?" ~ Donatella
"Hey, all you folks in this room--look at this and envy me. This is my new, spectacular, fancy paperweight!" ~ Donatella
"Okay, Cap, I got it. I'm going to put this back among the other murder's evidence issues!" ~ Donatella
"Not only is it tasty, it can be handy when used as a weapon. For example... (throws cookie at Dobey, knocking him unconscious) when discouraging your overweight boss from cheating on his diet!"
~ Shanie S.
"Hey, Hutch. The cookie chips spell 'one cookie to rule them all'."
~ Casey Brown
"Come on, Cap'n, give us ONE more day off and you can have the cookie!" ~Amye
"Look what I just pulled out of my cavitiy!" ~Jackie
"Cookie, Cookie, in my hand, who's the sexiest in the land?" ~ Diane
"Ahhh...does it get any better than dis?" ~Mona
"10...12...12...Hey! There really are more chocolate chips in a Chips Ahoy cookie than in any other leading brand!" ~Ben (Maragret's son)
"Is there anything sadder than the last cookie in the jar?" ~ Margaret
"50 chocolate chips in every cookie? Nah, I don't think so, I only counted 47!" ~ Lynne
"Is this a cookie I see before my eyes?
Come, let me eat thee..." ~Brit
"Don't worry, Starsk, I got you lined up with a really hot chick from calling this 1-900 number scratched on the side of the booth!" ~Amye
"Do you think you can make a call by yourself now,
or should I show it to you just one more time?"
~Jacqueline/Curly
"I got it, I got it! Pepperoni, onions, and extra cheese." ~Mona
"That's right, Cap, we're both really sick. We'll probably need to be off for at least two or three days." ~ Margaret
"We're on, Starsk! Candy Apple in the fourth at Pimlico at 20 to 1!" ~Lynne
"Can you hear me now? Goooooood!" ~Brit
"Sorry, Starsky--you'll never get the part as a Roman in 'Ben Hur' with feet that size. The sandals don't come in boat size!" ~ Judith
"Yeah, well, Paula prefers men with tousled hair to those with no footwear!" ~Amye (In tribute to Paula Wilshe, who loved tously Hutch)
"Starsk, are you sure you're not related to Krusty the Clown?" ~ Jacqueline/Curly
"I never knew you had eleven toes!" ~ Jacqueline/Curly
"Starsk, are you sure you wear size 12?" Jacqueline/Curly
"Starsky, please...put a sock on it, huh?" ~Mona
"Buddy, we have definitely got to get you some Odor Eaters for those sneakers!" ~ Margaret
"Starsk, didn't your mother ever tell you not to put your feet on the furniture?" ~Lynne
"You think you know a guy...is that nail polish!?" ~Brit
