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Caption Twenty: "Starsky & Hutch on Playboy Island" (A)

Starsky: "Wow, Hutch--that's some tan line you've got." ~ Margaret Starsky: "Right.  Now, just bend your knees--" Hutch: "Oh, for heaven's sake, Starsk, I DO know how to jump off a boat." ~ Joanna "So, this is what they mean by 'sleeping with the fishes'." ~ Amye "I've heard of picking out your own lobster, but this is ridiculous!" ~ Lola "And now, representing the U.S. in the synchronized swimming event..." ~ Terri "Why do I keep hearing that music?  Daah dum...daaah dum..." ~Brit

Caption Twenty-one: "Starsky & Hutch on Playboy Island" (B)

"I see London, I see France, I see Hutch's underpants!" ~ Jeanine "Starsky, what IS that under your hat?" ~ Joanna "I really can see my reflection in your chest, Hutch." ~ Amye "I'm sorry, Hutch, but even in this light, I don't see any chest hairs growing."  ~ The Blintz "Huggy's right--you are soooooooo WHITE!" ~Brit

Caption Twenty-two:  "Lady Blue" Thanks, Laura!

"He did it."  "No, he did it!"  "No, it was you!"  ~ Margaret Starsky: "Pull my finger." Hutch: "Pull mine first." ~ Jeanine / Starsky's Strut Starsky:  "He went that way." Hutch:  "No, dummy, he went that way." Starsky:  "Through my coffe cup?  Now who's the dummy?" ~Laura "No, I'm Starsky, you're Hutch...wait a minute, no, that's not right either...I'm..." ~ Brit

Caption Twenty-three:  "Running" Thanks to Shan, Kreek and Debbie!

"No, Hutch, you have to lay on the floor, and then I draw a chalk line around you." ~ Jeanine "I don't know, Starsk.  This is the most radical treatment for hemorroids I've ever heard of, but I'll try anything once." ~ TibbieB "Starsky!  Watch where you're going with that gun!" ~ Amye "All right, I'll shoot, but I don't think it'll help make your butt look smaller..." ~ Brit

Caption Twenty-four: "Death Ride"

"Pull over here, Starsk, and you can get directions.  Bet ya they can tell ya what time it is, too!"  ~ Melissa Peck "See, Starsk?  Look in the mirror!  I told you that hat would never fit over your hair!" ~ Shanie S. Starsky: "I've got the steering wheel, now where's the rest of the Torino?" Hutch: "Way over there!" ~ Jeanine / Starsky's Strut "See, Starsk!  A spotted dog!" ~ Amye "Hutch, I'm kinda busy right now.  Pull your own finger." ~ Lola "KFC, dead ahead!" ~ Brit

"No way, Hutch, you dummy!  This ain't no new stakeout form, so get off the hood of my car immediately!" ~ Donatella "Hutch, you are NOT too sexy for your shoes.  Now, put them back on and get down!" ~ Shanie S. "Hutch, I've told you before, NO SKATING ON MY CAR!" ~ Joanna Starsky: "Dammit, Hutch!  That's NOT the way I wanted you to buff the hood!" ~ Jeanine / Starsky's Strut "That's not quite what I meant when I said I wanted to see a hot blonde draped across my hood." ~ Amye "Hutch, please, put your shoes back on.  The smell of your socks is making the paint fall off!" ~ Sabine

Caption Twenty-five: "Torino"

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