If two hot air balloons collided in air, what do you suspect would happen?
They will fuse for a moment and then burst into a shower of millions of colorful smaller balloons (into which all aboard will be able to hang on and get safely to earth). wow!
What do you like most about facial hair?
I like it when it is about two days old, it looks sexy, but on the other hand it leaves my face all scratched up from the kissing. A nice reminder next day, of a passionate night.
If there were a Rambo 63, what might happen in it?
New generations of kids will be thrilled to see yet another testerone activating Strong Yet Stupid Man Movie, for they know nothing of the past Rambo's, except for some rambling about the good old Rambo movies coming fron their aging grandparents. Starring Joe Bimbo, a?Silvester Stallone prototype (there are Superman prototypes and others, also), Rambo will be forever young, will travel through the universe to face evil forces everywhere, fighting them heroically and conquering all !!! The American Dream Prototype forever Revealed and forced into blank kiddy minds...!
If 25th anniversary is silver, 50th is gold, what would you gift for a 200th anniversary? PLUTONIUM!
What's the tallest thing you own?
An old ficus (plant) I have inside my apt. Also it is very old: must be at least 20 years old. One day I'll take her to a beautiful place, plant it and set it free.
What is the slowest thing you own?
?????????????????????????????????????????????????I was thinking about it for so long, I finally realized it must be myself.
If you were given one minute on a national television station to do whatever you want, what would you do?
Burn an efigie of fascists Bush and Chavez while sitting naked in front of the cameras denouncing the wave of New State Terrorism stemming from a New Cold War Order (represented, of course, by these two figures).
If you were given a robot and it could only be trained to do one thing for its life, what would you train it to do?
Do all the things that I hate to do in my apt. (which I seldom get any help from the rest of my family): cook, do dishes, clean the bathrooms, tidy up around and wash clothes.
What was the last thing you had stolen from you?
One of the rear windows in my car was broken and the radio was taken. Now my car has a window made out of tape, for every time I save enough money to fix it, some shit happens that leaves me broke again. And forget the music!:, now my daughter and I fill in by singing all the way to school and work and back...
If you were to design an amusement park specifically for the employees of a large office building, what would you put in your park?
This is a good one! ha! For the poor captive fellows I would create a "Fun house": a hall of funny mirrors will lead to a center mall where a staircase will lead them to a tropical beach where they can suntan during breaks, a chamber where they can scream their top off if they are feeling rather crazy, a ?room where they can have punching bag duels, ?and a comfortably smoking room (arabic decoration : many cushions and rugs on the floor, harem type handsome girls and boys in attendance), with giant?water pipes all over where all kinds of tabacco and weed can be smoked and foinally, common nude shower and baths - in the style of Roman bathsm -so all can splish splash during lunch break.
What was the last thing you gave to someone?
I gave my daughter a beautiful music box.
What's worth waking up at 4am for?
An incredible adventure!!!!
What gives you goosebumps?
When somethings moves me with intensity I get goosebumps: memories, art works, music, beauty, making love and love.
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