Words of wisdom, anyone? You've come to the right place. In these fortune cookies are an assortment of the most sensible, most mind-blowing, most interesting quotes that I've come across and accumulated over the years. I couldn't think of a better place to put them in. As all fortune cookies go, sometimes the fortunes you get may seem a little strange. Don't worry, you can always get another cookie. And they're 100% fat free, too. Have one.

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