Never Explain--your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway.
--Elbert Hubbard

OINK! OINK!

This is quite interesting! You must not scroll down until You draw your picture. No cheating, now. You will find this very interesting if you draw your picture first!

On a blank piece of paper draw a pig. Then scroll down and read the interpretation of your pig!!

Draw your pig first! And don't look at the next part until you are done! It won't be fun if you look first.

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The pig serves as a useful test of the personality traits of the drawer.

If the pig is drawn:
Towards the top of the paper, you are positive and optimistic.
Towards the middle, you are a realist.
Towards the bottom, you are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave negatively.

Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but don't have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.
With few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and are a risk-taker.

With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a period of major change.
With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.

The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger the better.

The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!)

DICTIONARY OF DATING
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Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

Easy: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Friend: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get."

Irritating Habit: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

Nymphomaniac: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does.

Sober: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

Attraction: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

Love at 1st Sight: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

Law of Relativity: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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