Foley High Trumpets
The Powers of Chris and Tim

CT-1
The orders and requests of Chris and Tim shall be superseded only by a direct order of the trumpet section leaders.

CT-2
Any attempt to touch the horn of Chris or Tim without his prior written approval shall result in swift and immediate death by internal bleeding, contrived by a swift punch to the stomach.

CT-3
Any form, sub portion, or assemblage of the phrase, "Thank You" uttered by Chris or Tim shall be considered an act of insanity on the part of Chris or Tim, he shall be immediately committed.

CT-4
In the event of a challenge between Chris and Tim, the challenge shall be executed fairly and with impunity (see glossary for definition of fair).

CT-5
You fear anyone who's shoulder level is at your crotch. (I suggest NOT pissing Kori off. Bad idea guys...)


CT-6
See
ETI-3c

CT-7
See OTH-3b
 
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