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Joke Collection #1
Letter home from school...
Dear Dad,
$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying
very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if
you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on.
A week later..... a letter from "home"
Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to
keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of
kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love,
Dad
Who is dumber ?
There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber
child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first
professor yells "There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has
to be THE stupidest kid on Earth." The second professor says "No
way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot." The first professor says "Let me
prove it to you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I
don't know if I left myself at the office or not. Would you run there
and find out. If I'm there then tell me to come home and eat
dinner." The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs off. The
second professor not to be outdone says "Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey
Sam!
Come here! (Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies. With one
penny buy a car and the other buy a microwave.
" Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors keep arguing.
Jake and Sam meet in the street. And they start arguing which one has
the dumber father. Jake says, "Well listen. My father told me to
find out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had to
do was to call the office and find out himself. Two minutes and he
would be done. That is stupid if I've ever heard it." Sam says "Well
that is nothing. My dad told to buy a car with one penny
and a microwave with the other. But he didn't tell me which penny was
for the car and which one is for the microwave."
Mind your language
There were these 4 guys, a Russian, a German, an American and a
French, who found this small genie bottle. When they rubbed the
bottle, a genie appears. Thankful that the 4 guys that released him
out of the bottle, he said "Next to you all are 4 swimming pools, I will give each
one of you a wish. When you run towards the pool and jumped, you shout
what you want the pool of water to become, then your wish will come true".
The French wanted to start. He run towards the pool, jumped and
shouted "Wine". The pool immediately changed into a pool of wine.
The Frenchman was so happy swimming and drinking from the pool.
Next is the Russian's turn, he did the same and shouted "Vodka" and
immersed himself into a pool of vodka.
The German was next and he jumped and shouted "Beer". He was so
contented with his beer pool. The last is the american. he was
running towards the pool when suddenly he step on a banana peel.
He slipped towards the pool and shouted "SHIT !!!!!!! "..............
Did you hear about the Irishman who couldn't understand how he had only
three brothers when his sister had four?
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