IF LIFE WERE EASY, EVERYBODY WOULD BE DOING IT.
THE MEEK SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
WHEN THE AGGRESSIVE ARE FINISHED WITH IT.
I LOVE BEING ME - BUT I CAN'T RECOMMEND IT.
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK.
THE TRUTH DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE.
THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE -
IT'S THE CRAP YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR.
NINTENDO IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES.
I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY VERY SERIOUSLY -
AND THAT'S WHY I NEVER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR GRANDCHILDREN.
SOMETIMES, THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB IS A JERK.
I THINK THE REASON MEN FEAR COMMITMENT
IS BECAUSE IT'S REQUIRED OF US SO OFTEN.
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