Become a Money Broker! Make money by lending money to people who can't get loans because they're bad credit risks. Just think of the size of your potential customer base! (NOTE: A gentleman recently e-mailed me saying that he is actually making money doing this.)
Get a college diploma without going to college! It's easy! Just visit a college in your area and check out the old yearbooks in their library. Pick one that's dated around the time that you would have attended if you had actually gone there. Now find somebody in the yearbook whose name is the same as yours. Then, write a letter to the Records Department, tell them that your diploma was destroyed in a fire, and ask them to send you a new one!
Get any job you want, without qualifications! Install a second phone line in your home and put an answering machine on it. Then, when you apply for a job, make up a phony company name and say you used to work there. "Call my old boss at (insert your phone number here) and he'll give me a reference." The potential employer calls the number, gets your answering machine, and leaves a message. You then call him back, pretending to be "your old boss", and tell your "new boss" what a terrific employee you'd make!
Set yourself up as a Corporate Lifesaver! Find a company in your area that's in danger of going bankrupt. Tell the owner that you can save his business for only $2,000. Then interview his employees. Everybody who works there will gladly tell you what the boss is doing wrong!
Use your camera to make big bucks! Take pictures of other people's valuables so they can prove to their insurance company exactly what they used to have before it got stolen or destroyed in a fire! (How you propose this to the potential "customer" without him figuring out that he can do exactly the same thing himself WITHOUT YOUR HELP is not explained.)
Millions of people don't know that the U.S. government owes them money! If you'll send us $150, we'll send you a list of people (complete with names, addresses and phone numbers) that the government (for some reason) just can't seem to locate. Tell these people you can get their money for them, and all you want is a 40% finder's fee. You'll make a fortune!!!
Watch TV for pay! Advertisers pay big money to TV stations, right? Well, how does the advertiser know that ALL of the commercials he paid for are actually SHOWN? That's where YOU come in! You watch EACH AND EVERY COMMERCIAL shown on ALL of your local stations, and keep a written log of the date and time of each broadcast. If you can prove that a TV station FAILED to show a commercial that the advertiser paid for, the advertiser will be only too happy to pay you for that information!
Take out a "self-amortizing loan!" Let's say you need $100,000. Take out a loan for $500,000 and only spend $100,000 of it. Put the other $400,000 into an interest-accruing bank account. Then use the $400,000 plus interest to pay back the $100,000 you actually spent!
Affirm yourself into success! Don't say "I'm going to be rich someday..." Say "I'm rich now!" Say it over and over, all day every day, until you believe it. Once you believe it, IT WILL BECOME TRUE!
Dead giveaways that the "get-rich-quick" scheme you're thinking of sending away for is a total waste of your money...
If the advertisement starts out with a sob story about how broke the writer used to be... and then proceeds to tell you how many luxury cars he has NOW...
If the advertisement goes on and on for multiple pages but NEVER QUITE TELLS YOU WHAT IT'S SELLING...
If every paragraph contains a "tease" that makes you want to read the next paragraph, without ever fulfilling the promises in the previous paragraph...
If the advertisement says "anybody can do it" and/or "you don't have to lift a finger..."
If the advertisement offers "work at home" assignments such as "stuffing envelopes for pay", "reading books for pay", "assembling products for pay"...
If the advertisement tells you all the things the get-rich-quick scheme ISN'T...
If the writer says "I was skeptical about this at first myself..."
If the writer says that he doesn't mind sharing this incredible secret with you because there's more than enough money for EVERYBODY...
If you see the words "send (anything at all) to the first (so-many) people on the following list..."
If you see the words "This is not a pyramid scheme" or "This is not an illegal chain letter"...
KEEP YOUR MONEY! YOU'LL NEVER SEE SO MUCH AS A PENNY BACK!!!
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