
Writer: Jeff Lowell
Producers: William Barnett & Jeff Lowell
Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

Episode Length: 22:01
Guest Stars:
Victoria Dillard: Janelle
Taylor Stanley: Karen
Jerry Adler: Police Commissioner
Jason Antonio: Cab Driver
Robert Masichio: Bingo's Partner Rating:#16 15.91 million viewers 10.9 rating 17 share
First Broadcast: December 10, 1996
Opening sound: Barking Dog

Storyline #1: A Dog-Gone Day
The police commisioner is upset. The administration has been taking too much credit
for the recent decrease in crime statistics. In order to smooth things over, Mike promises
to do everything he can to promote the police force. His chance comes when Bingo, the most
famous police dog in New York, meets his maker. The Staff sets up an elaborate funeral in
order to kiss up to the commissioner. There's only one small detail: While transporting
the deceased pooch, Paul and Carter leave it in a cab. They proceed to call Mike's
apartment where Ashley hears the message and goes nuts trying do decide whether or not to
run with the story. Eventually, Mike finds a replacement for Bingo that even fools his
partner. Then, while the Mayor is giving his euology, the new dog raises his head and
barks. Mike convinces the crowd that canine reincarnation has just occured. Mike
eventually tells Ashley the truth, but not Bingo's partner, who looses a purse snatcher
when the fake Bingo runs away.
Storyline #2: Air Stuart
Recently, the staff has made some mistakes due to an over-ambitious schedule. So Mike
decides to compensate by buying the staff an air hockey table. Stuart seems to think he is
the master of this new distraction. However, after one shot by Janelle, we see that Stuart
is just full of hot air. He gets beaten so badly, he decides to up the ante and bet on the
games. The rest of the staff join in. When Mike finds out, he is appaled and declares that
the table will be removed. But when Mike and the Mayor cannot decide where to put the
table, they play for it.

Review: Dog Day Afternoon
Overall, a howlingly good episode. I was especially impressed with the way Ashley was
used in this story. Now that she's leaving, they are finally find a storyline where she
uses (or struggles with using) her connections with Mike. This type of story should have
happened a long time ago. I was also pleased to see the increased screen time and
laughability of Janelle. It's nice to see her do more than hand Mike papers. The show
continues its venture away from telling jokes and more into the realm of physical comedy.
The bit with Carter & Paul in the cab was especially nifty, as well as the funeral.
Hopefully, the show can continue this good mix. It's also interesting to see Carter being
a foil to someone other than Mike or Stuart.
And now a little more about the imminent departure of Carla Gugino. First off, there is
one line I still haven't figured out yet. At the end when Mike confesses to Ashley, he
says, "Here we are. Back at it again." When were they ever not at it? Or is that
just foreshadowing the imminent? There are a couple of clues given as to how they may be
able to sneak her off the show. Her mother tells her that she is "wasting time with
that Flarety boy." It's possible that Ashley may end up taking her mother's advice.
Another way out could be the struggle with not running with the Bingo story. She may
decide she can't live like that and moves out.
Rating [5 pt. scale]: 4.5
Did you notice ...
The police commissioner is named Howard?
Paul, not Stuart, held the old record for screwing up earliest in the day?
Stuart has trouble with scheduling events, much as he did in The
Apartment?
Public School 434 gets $12 million for it's luchroom? (No, it's not Tommy's school.)
The decrease in crime statistics were mentioned previously in The
High and the Mighty?
Mike & Ashley are going to spend a quiet night at home listening to Beck?
The Mayor's dog's name was Sniffer?
that Mike didn't use Ashley's dog, Rex, mentioned in the Pilot?
The oft-seen Roberta works in Payroll?
Paul is allergic to dead cats? (He should hook up with James's ex, Becky.)
Bingo's obituary is on page 39? (Most newspapers don't have a section with a page 39.) 
Top 10 Lines
10. Janelle: (to Stuart) "Yang that."
9. Stuart: "You sure? Cause I've been saving a doozy. It starts
out as an excuse but I end up blaming James."
8. Paul: "Yes, we have time for just the question. Not the
answer."
7. Mike: (on The Mayor eating canoli) "What do you want him to do?
Give his title away?"
6. Cab Driver: "I am not a racecar driver."
5. Mike: "And the next person to say 'And Bingo was his name-o' is
fired!"
4. Mike: (to the dog) "Sit. Lie down. Play dead."
3. Mike: "Well, man was his best friend. And as far as hobbies go,
I'd have to say digging holes & licking himself."
2. James: "Didn't he sniff out 10 kilos of cocaine at La
Guardia?"
1. Stuart: "This isn't a wedding. We can't exactly say Bingo
called it off because he has cold feet."

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