
Writer: Sarah Dunn
Producer: Walter Barnett
Director: Lee Shallat Chemel

Episode Length: 21:54
Guest Stars:
Deborah Kush: Helen
Taylor Stanley: Karen
Sylvia Kanders: Roberta
Robert Trumbull: Priest
James A. Palumbo: Bartender
Kim Seralin: Lila Rating:#9 20.8 million viewers 14.8 rating 23 share
First Broadcast: September 26,1996
Opening sound: Police Cars

Storyline #1: The Lonely Hearts Club
The Mayor and his staff must attend a dinner sopnsored by the Association of
Christians and Jews. Those without dates must be put on Helen duty. (i.e. hang out with
the Mayor's wife all night.) However, Mike makes a deal with his romantically challenged
staff: if they can all find dates, then he will tackle Helen duty alone. The staff then
decides to pair up with one another: James & Nikki, Paul & Karen, and Carter &
Stuart, leaving Mike holding the bag.
Storyline #2: Lovin' Woes
Mike wins Manhatten Magazine's "Sexiest Man in New York." While
originally enjoying the attention, The Mayor tells him that he is now in the public eye
and everything he does will be scrutinized. Mike takes this to mean his performance in the
sack. He and Ashley attempt to correct this problem multiple times but Mike "comes up
short" consistently. Finally, in a heartfelt conversation with The Mayor about golf,
Mike decides to take up sex again "for the pure simple love of the game." He and
Ashley then go practice in the kitchen of the restaurant.

Review: The Great Pretender
Overall, a fair episode. The idea of the staff pairing up had tremendous potential but
since we are still unfamiliar with the characters, they did about as much as they could.
Very little governing in this episode other than covering up a scandal. Once again, we see
that when an episode focuses on Mike and Ashley's relationship, it tends to fall a little
flat. Great acting by Fox in his final talk with The Mayor. Being slouched up in confusion
then staring out into space. Two questions arise and they both concern Paul. 1. Is it okay
to tell Paul the truth now? 2. When he says he's fine at the bar (he's really not), why
doesn't he grab his chin? Just wondering.
Rating [5 pt. scale]: 3.0

Did you notice ...
when Paul said "She didn't like me at first.", he did not hold his chin? (i.e.
He was telling the truth.)
Paul went to Notre Dame?

Top 10 Lines
10. James: (getting ready to Party!)"We got peach Schnopps!"
9. Mike: "There are 10 commandments. I'd like your dates to check
out on at least 7 of them."
8. Paul: "Does this boat have a jacuzzi?"
7. Nikki: (on the collective office sexiness) "Maybe but
that's just beacuse Stuart's dragging us down."
6. Mike: "If the horse likes, it can whiny."
5. Mike: (trying to think sexy)"I'm thinking Chinatown. I'm thinking dead ducks hanging
in storage."
4. Stuart: (inquiring minds want to know...)"Would you find me...?"
3. Ashley: "We shouldn't have coulturally insensitive sex."
2. Stuart: (to Carter) "Pick you up at 7?"
1. The Mayor: (to the Priest and the Rabbi) "So both of you guys
are in a rowboat..."

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