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Bond: Backseat driver!! In the teaser when Bond is taking actions. Back in the situation room: Admiral Roebuck: What the hell is he doing? M: His job! Bond reports back after he's disposed of his ”backseat driver”: Bond: White night to white rook. I've evacuated the area. Ask the Admiral WHERE he'd like his bombs delivered...! Carver has a morning chat with his staff: Carver: Good morning my ”golden retrievers”. What kind of havoc shall the Carver Media Group create in the world today....news? Reporter: Floods in Pakistan, riots in Paris and a plane crash in California. Carver: Excellent, Mr. Jones, are we ready to release our new software? Mr. Jones: Yes sir, as requested it's full of bugs which means people will be forced to upgrade for years. Carver: Outstanding. Mr. Wallace, call the president. Tell him if he doesn't sign the bill lowering the cable rates, we'll release the video of him with the cheerleader in the Chicago motel room. Mr. Wallace: Inspired sir. Carver: And after he signs the bill, release the tape anyway. Mr. Wallace: Consider him slimed. Carver: There is no news like bad news. While in bed with the Danish girl Bond gets a phone call: Moneypenny: James, were are you? Bond: Oh, Moneypenny. I'm just up here at Oxford, brushing up on a little Danish. Danish girl: A little....?! Moneypenny: I'm afraid you're going to have to kiss of your lesson James. We got a situation here at the Ministry of Defense. We're sending the fleet to China. Bond: Aha.....I'll be there......in an hour. Moneypenny: Make that 30 minutes. Bond to the Danish girl (in Danish): Bond: Farewell my sweet. Moneypenny: You always were a cunning linguist James. Moneypenny hangs up, turns around and stares right in the face of M: Moneypenny: Don't ask. M: Don't tell. Admiral Roebuck and M is discussing: Admiral Roebuck: Somtimes M, I don't think you have the balls for this job! M: My advantage is that I don't have to think with them all the time!! Bond, M and Tanner are discussing the situation in the car and Moneypenny just joined the conversation: M: I believe you once had a relationship with Carvers wife Paris... Bond: That was a long time ago...and...before she was married. I didn't realize it was public knowledge?! Moneypenny: Queen and country James. M: Your job is to find out whether Carver, or someone in his organization, sent that ship of course and why. Use your relationship with Mrs. Carver if necessary. Bond: I'll doubt if she'd remember me. M: REMIND her, then pump her for information. Moneypenny: You'll just have to decide how much pumping is needed James. Bond: If only that were true of you and I Moneypenny... Q shows up in AVIS-uniform: Q: If you just sign here Mr. Bond. It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage? Bond: Yes. Q: Fire? Bond: Probably... Q: Property destruction? Bond: Definitely. Q: Personal injury? Bond: I hope not but accidents do happen. Q: They frequently do with you. Bond: Well.....that takes care of the normal wear and tare. Do I need any other protection? Q: Only from me 007 unless you bring that car back in pristine order. Q: Your new telephone. Talk here.....listen here. Bond: So that's what I've been doing wrong all these years. Bond tries out the BMW with the remote control and stops the car right in front of himself and Q: Bond: I think we understand each other. Q: Grow up 007! Bond meets Paris for the first time in awhile: Bond: I always wondered how I would feel when I saw you again....! Paris gives him a slap in the face: Bond: Now I know! Was it something I said? Paris: How about the words, "I'll be right back"! Paris: Tell me James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?! Bond has a talk with Paris at Carvers party: Paris: So I take it this isn't a social visit...? Bond: Your husband may be in trouble. Paris: “The Emperor of the air”. If you think you're going after him you're the one who's in trouble. Bond: Perhaps, it's either him or someone in his organization. Paris: I see, and you think you can charm the dirt out of me? Bond: NO, that wasn't my plan. Paris: Good, because if it comes to a choice between you and Elliot, I've made my bed and you don't sleep in it anymore. Bond and Paris join up with Carver and Wai Lin: Bond: Tell me Elliot, I was just wondering about your satellites, the way you positioned yourself globally. Carver: They're merely a tool for information Mr. Bond. Bond: Or des-information. Say if you wanted to manipulate the course of governments, or people...or even a ship. Carver (laughing nervously): That's very interesting Mr. Bond. You have a vivid imagination for a banker. Perhaps I should commission you to write a novel.... Bond: Oh, no I'll be lost at sea, adrift...! Wai Lin: Exactly what kind of banking do you specialize in Mr. Bond? Bond: Hostile take over's. Paris comes to Bonds hotel room: Bond: Why did you marry him? Paris: He told me he loved me. Bond: That always sounds good. Bond has just pushed a guy into the newspaper machine and crushed his body on the rolls. The rolls are very bloody and so is the newspaper: Bond: They'll print anything these days!! Bond has just found Paris dead and Dr. Kaufmann is pointing a gun at him: Bond: It won't look like a suicide if you shoot me from over there. Dr. Kaufmann: I am a Professor in forensic medicine. Believe me Mr. Bond, I can shoot you from Stuttgart and still create the proper effect. Just before Bond shoots Dr. Kaufmann: Dr. Kaufmann: Wait, I'm just a professional doing a job. Bond: Me too! Bond and Wai Lin on the surface after the dive to the Devonshire: Wai Lin: Still interested in hostile take over's? Bond: It's the opportunities for travel that's what I like best about banking. Carver holds a speech in his Saigon office: Carver: Words are the new weapons, satellites the new artillery... Bond: And you've become the new supreme allied...commander? Carver: Exactly. Caesar had his legions, Napoleon had his armies, I have my divisions; TV, news, magazines. And by midnight tonight I'll have reached an influence on more people that anyone in the history of this planet, save God himself. And the best he ever managed was the sermon on the mountain. Bond: You really are quite insane. Carver: The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. Carver shows Bond the Chakra tools: Carver: According to Eastern philosophy, the body has 7 energy points. Heart, genitals etc. Mr. Stamper was trained by a master in the field. The challenge is removing the parts while keeping the victim alive for the longest period of time. Stamper: His record was 52 hours. I'm hoping to break it. He was like a father to me. Bond: Interesting rolemodel. Carver hands Stamper the tool used for removing the heart: Carver: Save this one for last. When you remove Mr. Bond's heart, there should be just enough time for him to see it stop beating!! Bond touching something he shouldn't have, a dragon that breathes fire...: Bond: I've always been a fan on Chinese technology. Bond and Wai Lin on their way to catch Carver in the stealth boat: Wai Lin: It's mostly dull routine of course but every now and then you get to sail on a beautiful evening like this and sometimes work with a decadent agent of a corrupt Western power. Bond: And they say communists don't know how to have fun! Carver is angry because Bond is still alive even if he ordered Stamper to dispose of him: Carver: So much for German efficiency. Bond to Carver just before he dies: Bond: You forgot the first rule of mass media Elliot, give the people what they want. In the end: Wai Lin: They're looking for us James. Bond: Let's stay under cover. To the top |