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Bond: Well, I must say, you become more beautiful every day. Moneypenny: I'm over here. Bond: Well, of course you are. Moneypenny: And this is Miss Penelope Smallbone, my new assistant. Bond: Miss Smallbone.....What can I say Moneypenny except that she is as attractive and as charming..... Moneypenny: ....as I used to be?! Bond: I didn't say that! Moneypenny: Ah, your such a flatterer James. Bond: Oh Moneypenny, you now there never has been or never will be anybody but you. Moneypenny: So you've told me. Bond gives Miss Moneypenny one of the carnations in his bouquet and turns around and gives the rest of the bouquet to Miss Smallbone: Bond: Welcome to Universal Exports. Smallbone: Thank you Commander Bond. Bond: Do you know me? Smallbone: Miss Moneypenny described you. Moneypenny: In nauseating detail. Bond: Really, I can see you're going to fit in here very nicely. M shows the Fabergé egg to Bond: M: Do you know what this is? Bond: It looks like a Fabergé egg, Sir. One of the jewel eggs made by Carl Fabergé as an Easter gift for the Russian royal family. Their priceless and very rare. This one contains a model of the imperial state coach. M: Top marks 007. Bond: Thank you Sir. M: Except....it's a fake!! Bond just started bidding on the Fabergé egg at the auction at Sothebys to see if he can smoke out Kamal Kahn: Fanning: Have you gone mad? Bond: Let's see how badly he wants it...! Bond: What can you tell me about Kamal Khan? V.J: Exiled Afghan prince, sportsman, polo, cricket, tennis. I play a bit myself. Bond: Really. V.J: As a matter of fact I got a part time job as a pro at Kamals club. Bond: What have you learned so far? V.J: Well, my backhand's improved!! In Q's Egyptian workshop, Q has designed a rope that extends vertically in the air while your holding on to it. Unfortunately the rope is not strong enough and bends towards the ground. Bond looks at Q and......: Bond: Having problems keeping it up, Q? Bond takes over the majors seat at the gaming table: Bond: Oh, I should have taken that bet myself! Kamal: Then, why don't you take over the majors position?! Bond: Thankyou, I'll be delighted. Kamal: Double sixes, perhaps it wasn't such a good bet after all! Bond: Double! Kamal: Of course, you can only win with a double six, the stake is two hundered thousand roupies, do you have cash? Bond takes out the Fabergé egg from his pocket and puts it on the table: Bond: I think that this should be amble security, don't you! Kamal: Play, Mr. Bond, you need a great deal of luck to get out of this! Bond: Oh luck, then I should use players privilege and use your lucky dice..."It's all in the wrist"!!! Bond throws the dice: Bond: Double sixes, fancy that!! Two hundred thousand roupies!! Kamal reaches for his checkbook: Bond: I prefer cash! Kamal: Get it cashed for him!!......Spend the money quickly Mr. Bond!! Bond: I intend to, Kamal Khan!! Bond meets Kamals accomplice for dinner at his hotel: Bond: So does he have a proposition for me or do you? Magda: He suggest a trade: the egg....for your life. Bond: Well, I heard the price of eggs was going up but isn't that a little high?!! Bond escapes again Kamal Khan: Kamal Khan: Mr. Bond is indeed of a very rare breed......soon to be made extinct. Bond has just escaped from Kamal and Gobinda when they are hunting him. He swims out to a boat full of turists: Lady: Are you with our group? Bond: No Ma'am, I'm with the economy tour! Bond is on Octopussy's island. Vijay comes by to change shifts with Q: Vijay: Is he still there? Q: You must be joking. 007 on an island populated exclusively by women. We won't see him til dawn. Bond and Q are floating over into Kamal's place in the hot air balloon: Bond: I trust you can handle this contraption, Q?!! Q: It goes by hot air. Bond: Oh, then you can. To the top |