Hank's Top Ten Embarrasing Secrets
10
Has a job as the fur rug in the Whitehouse foyer on the weekends.
9
His father is actually Worf who was bitten by a radioactive Tribble.
8
Voted for Ross Perot.
7
Twinkies + Gambit's Gumbo = Gas = Gas masks for the entire mansion.
6
Really thought the Macarena was cool.
5
Takes over the drumsticks and the spiked collar when Kermit takes Animal for his shots.
4
Used to double date with Magilla Gorillia
3
Got his large vocabulary from Hooked on Phonics.
2
Shedds horribly during summertime... has to go around in a cardboard box.
1
Hairballs in the bathtub the size of a large sheepdog.
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