TOP TEN REASONS TO BE A FORWARD OBSERVER

10) TANKERS MAKE GOOD TARGETS
9) VIOLENCE SOLVES EVERYTHING
8) THE UNIBOMBER'S JOB WAS ALREADY TAKEN
7) SO WE CAN TELL THE 13B'S WHERE TO PUT IT
6) THE JUDGE GAVE ME A CHOICE...
5) NOBODY LAZES A LONGER BEAM
4) WANTED TO BE ON SOMEBODY'S PRIORITY LIST
3) MOM GOT TIRED OF ME BLOWING UP THE CAT
2) TOO MANY TEETH TO BE A COOK
1) GT SCORE TOO HIGH FOR OCS

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