THE FIRE SUPPORT TEAM MEMBER (FiST)
 (SSG FENTON'S '90'S VERSION FOR MECHANIZED INFANTRY)
 ((A.K.A. The Ol' FiSTer's View))

AS SEEN BY HIMSELF: A stout, handsome, highly trained professional killer and idol to females who is never lacking in transportation and wears an artillery red Burmese ruby ring, carries a finely honed survival knife, is covered with a crisp patrol cap (or impregnable Kevlar helmet when someone important is watching) and is always on time due to the reliability of his Timex Ironman Triathalon watch.

AS SEEN BY HIS WIFE:A stinking, gross, crude, foul mouthed bum, who arrives home every 12 months or so in a weird sort of jeep with somebody else's name on it and has a bag full of filthy BDU's, a huge ugly watch, a rusty old knife, a gaudy ring, a dirty old hat (or mud caked hard hat) and a hard on.

AS SEEN BY HEADQUARTERS: A drunken, brawling HUMVEE stealing, woman corrupting liar, with an unauthorized artillery red ruby ring, slow watch, stolen bayonet and a BDU cap (not the issued helmet he's supposed to wear).

AS SEEN BY HIS COMMANDER:A fine specimen of a drunken, brawling HUMVEE stealing, woman corrupting liar, with an outstanding artillery red Burmese ruby ring, a relatively accurate watch, a knife of unknown lineage and cool headgear (or occasionally an improperly worn helmet for when important people are watching).

AS SEEN BY DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY: An overpaid, over-rated, tax burden who is however indispensable since he will volunteer to go anywhere, at any time and blow things up, as long as he can drink, brawl, steal HUMVEE's, corrupt women, lie, sing dirty songs and wear dirty BDU's, artillery red Burmese ruby rings, survival knives, Timex Ironman Trialthalon watches and unauthorized hats (or the issued helmet, when absolutely necessary and under the scrutiny of his superior officers)


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