Blissley Bytheway

NAME: Blissley, but you can call me Bliss. Some call me Blister.
DESCRIPTION: female, long dark hair, armed, fleeing scene, looking guilty.
BIRTHDAY: June 23 (no cracks about being a crab, we are moon children)
BIRTHPLACE: I'm a Georgia Peach.
FOOD: Sushi.
VICE: Diet Coke, eating out.
MOVIE: All time? Gone With the Wind. Katie Scarlette, you go girl!
MONKEE: Davy
SEASON: Summer
HOBBIES: Movies, being online, target practice at the range.
CAR: It's a pickup truck, what else?
ACTOR: William Macy, Tom Hanks, Robin Williams
ACTRESS: Kathy Bates is great. I love all the aging starlets.
GENRE: Romance and Comedies
SECRET: I love documentaries.
COLOR: Green
OBSESSION: This ding dang web page.
ADMIRATION: Webmistress Deej, my idol and esteemed instructor.
PERFUME: Opium
WHEN I GROW UP: I wanna be a stand up comic.
LOCATION: The trailer park the next tornado will find.
AGE: Well, no one cards me any more.
EDUCATION: Let's just say I never let my school work get in the way of my education.
EMPLOYMENT: Head Cashier (paper or plastic?)
ETHNICITY: White Trash.
RELIGION: I will worry about that on my death bed.
PROFILE: If you look at me sideways, I have one!
DESCRIPTION: Size 3 (and don't you say "3 what?")
GALLERY OF BLISS: *before I was immortalized in a cartoon by Anton Ballard, noted cartoon artist, I was once human. These tacky mall pictures are all that's left of "her." I do my best to keep her in the meat locker watching videos and answering fan mail.