Blissley Bytheway
#7 Tornado Terrace Trailer Courts and Storage Sheds
Buford, GA



Head Cashier 

EXPERIENCE:

  • Can crush eggs and loaf bread with one thrust.
  • Can count change correctly to ensure I get a healthy tip.
  • Can reload register tape, clean scanner glass and ignore customers while chatting with girl friends on phone.
  • Only cusses when a nail gets broken.
  • Voice sounds sexy over the loud speaker when calling for price check.
  • Solves all customer/store problems out in the parking lot.
 
SECURITY TRAINING:
  • Can single handedly hog-tie a shoplifter with panty hose.
EMERGENCY TRAINING:
  • Knows the phone number for 911
  • And half the boxer sizes of the Buford County Police
EDUCATION:
  • Let's just say I never let my schooling get in the way of my education.
PERSONAL ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
  • Bowls strikes with frozen turkey in can goods.
  • Express Lane Nazi (can spot a cart trying to sneak 11 items in)
  • Knows all the words to the atmosphere music.
  • Wears the "modified" uniform well.
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