Cashier to a very old man buying a case of beer:  Sir, do you have any ID? Old Man:  Idea about what? Old Man to his wife:  Just look!  Ole John John is dead and gone and they have him on the cover of Life magazine.  You know they spent all that money to get him out of the water just to throw him back! Mother to toddler in cart reaching for candy:  Mother: No! The last time you had Skittles, you buried them in the back yard.  Teen #1: I don't even know who this Amadeus guy is.  Teen #2: Isn't he the one who cut off his ear?  Four guys wearing tool belts are eating bagels together.  Guy: ...you think that's weird, just the other day I was walking around the Gallagher yard and I saw one snake eating another snake. It was like one big snake with two tails. I didn't know they did that, did you know they did that?  Woman: Hey, Greg! What's up, Dude? Greg: Hi! I just bought a pet rabbit! Woman: (snorting) Ha. Rabbits are like, such dumb animals. I mean, they're like chickens with feathers. (uncomfortable silence) I mean, they're like, chickens without feathers. (uncomfortable silence) I mean, they're like, chickens with fur.  Counter Guy: Hi, can I help you? Woman: The rice in your burritos, is it orange rice? Counter Guy: We use Spanish rice in all our burritos. Woman: Is that orange rice? Counter Guy: (sarcastic) I've never heard of this kind of rice, "orange rice." Woman: Yeah, whatever. Counter guy hands tiny child a little pin.  Counter guy: Here's a pig pin just for you! Child's Mother: Ohhh, how nice! What do you say to the man? Child: Hi! Young guy wearing combat boots passes by a middle-aged guy who is eating a Big Mac.  Young Guy: Oh my GOD, I can't believe you're eating that! 37 grams of fat...it'll KILL YOU!

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Some of these were from an email.  Some I over heard.  And some, hell, I made them up.
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