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- If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist
- If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
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- If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
- If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
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- If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
- If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
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- If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
- If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
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- If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
- If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
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- If you cry, you're a wimp.
- If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
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- If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
- If she thumps you, it's self defense.
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- If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
- If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
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- If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
- If she asks you, it's a favor.
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- If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
- If you don't, you're a fag.
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- If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're a sexist.
- If you don't, you're unromantic.
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- If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
- If you don't, you're a slob.
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- If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
- If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
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- If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself.
- If you don't, you're not ambitious.
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- If you're totally beat after a hard day's work, you don't give a shit about other people's needs.
- If she has a headache, she's tired.
- If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
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- If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
- If you don't, there must be someone else.
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