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It's cold outside, there's no kind of atmosphere,
I'm all alone, more or less,
Let me fly, far away from here,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
I want to lie shipwrecked and comatose,
Drinking fresh mango juice,
Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes,
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun...
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

Red dwarf is the best thing on television and that's a fact. After a three year break the cult show was back on BBC2 at 9.pm. The show was excellent. I admit it took me a bit of time to get used to the film scope but it does look better. Kryten(or spare head 2) having no guilt chip and using phrases like "Betcha your ass" was hilarious. LONG LIVE RED DWARF Here's some information on all the series' so far. Click on the approapiate link to get the series you want to know about:

Series 1

Series 2

Series 3

Series 4

Series 5

Series 6

Series 7(so far)

Red dwarf stars:

Chris Barrie as Arnold Rimmer, a hologram of himself. He is dead and is about as popular as a hairy dog at a Miss Lovely Legs Contest. He's also a smeghead.

Craig Charles as David Lister, the last human being alive who has early morning breath that could cut through bank vaults.

Danny John Jules as The Cat who just loves FISH!

Robert Llwellen as Kryten who knows everything about cooking space weavel.

Norman Lovett as male Holly. He loves Spectrum ZX81's!

Hatty Hayridge as female Holly. She's not so good at pool with planets.