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Better Than Sex Lists

Top ten reasons Hockey is better than sex


Chocolate is Better Than Sex


TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAT SEX


    • You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
    • If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
    • The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
    • You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.
    • It's O.K. when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you are.
    • Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.
    • If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
    • It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
    • Less guilt the morning after.
    • YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD.