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AMISH ATTACK
THE EEW THEME SONG
HE-GOAT
ICE CREAM SHOP OF HORRORS
I EAT MY OWN VOMIT
I'M A VEGAN (But I'll Still Eat Out a Woodchuck.)
INCEST IS BEST
JUTE JUTE
ONE NUT
SUSHICOCK
VOICEMAIL SONG

[More lyrics will be up eventually, someday, probably... If I ever get them.]