THE BACK POCKETS contain all kinds of glorious Moist Creativity. *Warning: Shameless Plug approaching* Some of the following first appeared on the Moist Page of Kate's TORN: Canadian Music Fan Pages site, featuring Sloan, Moist, and Ginger/Grapes of Wrath. Visit this site to get some great info on the above bands and see the true beginning of THE PANTS. *End Shameless Plug*

• Wondering what the first Moist babbling really was? Find out in THE ORIGINAL MOIST NARRATIVE.
  
• Like to hear a Jaded and Embittered concert experience? Check it out in JADED AND EMBITTERED VOLUME 1.
  
• Dying to know what Jaded and Embittered do on the road? You'll find the Top Ten in JADED AND EMBITTERED VOLUME 2.
  
• Ever thought David deserved some punishment for his abuse of the band? See if you agree with us in WAYS TO GET BACK AT DAVID.
  
• Like to know why Tangerine was temporarily banned? THEORIES BEHIND THE BANNING OF TANGERINE explains the whole conspiracy theory.
  
• Love Stan, Tour Manager and Boa Master as much as we do? Read Impassioned's ODE TO STAN.

THE BACK POCKETS CONTAIN:

The Original Moist Narrative

Jaded and Embittered Volume 1

Jaded and Embittered Volume 2

Ways to Get Back at David

Theories Behind the Banning of Tangerine

An Ode to Stan

I'd love to expand this section...so if you have anything you would like to submit, please send it care of Jaded: THE PANTS Mistress.