--==Blistered Avalon==--

I took a slide, slipping down a staircase
a piranesian dream
My senses reeled, distorted by the darkness
I lit my way with a scream
And in the rave an alarum caused a cracked mirror
i got confused by the sound
I turned around and touched it from a distance
And then it all fell to the ground.


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JOKES

~Failing Math

~Gifts

~Three women executed...

~Unique New York

~Top 10 reasons why puters MUST be male

~Top 10 signs yer amish teen is trouble

~Bus Ride Home

~Bill of No Rights

~Bumerstickers

~Historic Trivia

~Interpretations of Blind Dates

~Fun things to do at Walmart

~ Things to do in a Computer Lab....

~Signs you are too drunk...

~ Rejections given my women (and what they actually MEAN)..

~Hearing Vs. Listening..

~ You know yer drinkin too much coffee when..

~ American In Jamaica...

~Dr.Suess Purity Test

~Top 10 Oxymorons

~ Top Ten Druggie Suspects in Cartoon Land

~Dr. Suess tells the story of OJ Simpson..

~Kick the Cat

POETRY

~Defintion of a Man

~The Raven (E.A.P.)

~Don't Cry

Midis

Riddles

My Message Board

Lyric Page

Tributes [to all my fave buddies!!]

Tribute to the movie "Reservoir Dogs"


Zodiac Sings

Numerology

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