Sign up and be a patient at Simpsonaholics Anonymous!

Ok, I'll try to explain this the best I can. When you become a patient, it is mostly just classifying how much you know about the Simpsons, or how serious your addiction is to them. Below you will answer some questions and depending on how many you get right you will be placed in a room number. I take room #100, which is on the first floor because obviously, I can get all 10 right. Anyone else who gets 9 or 10 right will be placed on floor #1 with me. (room 101-199)
Scoreroom #s
7,8 200-299
5,6 300-399
3,4 400-499
2 500-599

Below when you answer questions you also answer things like your favorite thing from the Simpsons. That will be placed on a patient list. You can go there and view other patients and look at their favorite things, look at their webpage if they have one, or maybe even find a neat pen pal! Everyonce in a while if I find something neat about the Simpsons, I might send everyone on the list a letter or something. Also, if you have a webpage, I will personalize the picture to the top-right by putting your room number in there and you can put it somewhere on your webpage.

There are Ten questions. A majority of them are questions where you need to list 2 or 3 things. Don't panic if you don't know all 3, just list as many as you know, because I give half credit. You do have to get two questions right to be accepted at Simpsonaholics Anonymous. I round when scoring. (you know, 8.5=9, 8.4=8)

OK, this and a few other parts of my page were difficult for me to keep updated. So I decided not to do the whole patient thing, and I probably won't update the ones who wrote already, sorry. However, you can still write in the answers, and I'll send you the correct answers and if your score if I have time to score it. Because of that you only really need to fill in the name and e-mail and answer boxes, but if you feel like filling out the other boxes too, that's cool.
Now let's Answer some questions!!

See mine or other patients for an example or help!

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1) List three things Maggie says through the baby translater.

2) Why couldn't Homer see the movie when he gained a lot of weight on purpose?

3) Name 3 things in Lisa's strike kit.

4) What is Homer's favorite song which was kicked out of Moe's jukebox?

5) Name 3 of the 7 Duff characters . Not two of the drinks, the characters who were dressed like beer.

6) Who does Bart think Jessica Lovejoy is better than when he finds out she's smart, beautiful and a liar?

7) Who did Patty and Selma call to tell about Marge being pregnant? (The two biggest gossips in town)

8) What was the Mad Magazine iron-on Slogan Principal Skinner saw on a private's shirt when he was in the Army?

9) Name 3 animals Homer has had his head in.

10) Who was teaching the Tobacco spitting class in The Adult Education Center and what were Patty and Selma teaching?

Please enter your favorite picture url, sound url or quote from the simpsons here:

Please enter a comment about the Simpsons here, it can be your favorite character, something you remember about them, what got you hooked, anything about the Simpsons! I just ask that you don't make it too long:

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Now if you want, (you don't have to, but I would appreciate it) leave a comment about this page or this idea please!

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I would also much appreciate it if you would request an episode for my Quotes of the Week too. (Please don't make it from season 8 because I use the Simpsons Archive to be more accurate with the quotes and they haven't done all of Season 8's episodes.) Thanks!

Thanks so much, now click the submit button and wait for my reply, it should take about 6-8 months. I'm just kidding! I'll reply as soon as possible! (And it will probably be on the weekend)

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