Current Amichanians

These are the brave and noble Otaku Warriors who are in the fray right now, giving their all for the greater glory of Ami-chan! Or, at the very least, they are attempting to pummel the infidels into a bloody pulp. Read all about them and their exploits!

The Freak in the Cape

Author: The Freak in the Cape
One of the more off-center members of the group, The Freak in the Cape is known to consort with giant chickens and mutant ramen.
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    • Mercator the Equator

    Author: M. Slager
    Mercator is a technophile with a computer neural interface in his head. He can interface with LINUX operating systems, but attampting to do so with certain operating system developed by a certain mega-conglomerate could prove disastrous. He loves math, and is an excellent public speaker.
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    • NeoAmi-chan

    Author: NeoMercury
    This intelligent, though unconfident, bluenette is very polite, even when pummeling adversaries with her Super-Deformed Mercury-Decalled Spatula. A former member of the now-defunct Newbiechanians, she is Ryu's wife and Meenie's adopted mother. She has a ongoing feud with Nyagchilios.
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    • Ryu

    Author: Jason Tucker
    A wanderer and former abductee of Venemoid invaders from outer space, he was raised by the Shiaolin Jews at the Kosher Temple of the Tao. He is NeoAmi-chan's husband and Meenie's adopted father. Called Ryu-X when wearing his Tekno-armor, he has an aversion to caffine and cannot remain armored for more than 30 minutes, lest he be taken over by the Venemoid programming in his armor.
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    • Meenie

    Author:NeoMercury and Jason Tucker. Sometimes Adrian Tymes.
    She looks cute as cute can be, but watch out for her voice! Also known as Sailor Chibi-Chib-Warthog and Sailor Annoying Voice Actress, she has a voice that can reduce any Otaku Warrior to a writhing, spasming, heap of pain. Her true parents are the infamous Chibi Pair: Seima ("-X," "Sailor Chibi-Warthog") and Reiko ("Cap'n Chibi-Blood"). Returning her to their presence sparks a transformation from Meenie to.. THE MEAN LADY!
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    • Hiryu Shinra

    Author: David Webb
    By far the most mentally-unstable of the group, this mercenary neko-dude does have a soft spot for his stuffed cabbit Mizu-Ohki. Don't call him "kitty," though, as this will trigger a violent response: a monster of a wedgie!
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