Mountain Biking has taken over your life if you...



1. can't think of anything better to do on a Saturday night, than to overhaul your bike.

2. have Power Bar for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

3. know the difference between 6000 and 7005 aluminum by sound.

4. try to squeeze in an hour of riding, right before a/an (important meeting, wedding, funeral, flight....)

5. give your bike a 'normal' name (e.g. bob, Pete, Mary), while you can't think of a better name than Judy-Manitou for your new born.

6. sleep with your heart rate monitor.

7. can spell 'Beryllium' on the first try.

8. spend more time with your bike than you do with your (girlfriend, kids, family)

9. work for the sole propose of getting your dream bike.

10. spend more time at the bike shop, than at home.



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