Quote
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Name
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Letter
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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W. C. Fields
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F
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640K ought to be enough for anybody.
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Bill Gates, in 1981
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G
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
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Charles de Gaulle
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G
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Silence is argument carried out by other means.
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Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
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G
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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Gail Godwin
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G
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When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
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Goethe
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G
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We are all different, but in the end we are all fruit.
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Gus (My Big Fat Greek Wedding)
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G
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You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
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Sacha Guitry
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G
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Never mistake motion for action.
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Ernest Hemingway
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H
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The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
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Lucille S. Harper
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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
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Oliver Herford
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H
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The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes
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H
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There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.
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Sigfried Hulzer
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H
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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Carl Gustav Jung
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J
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Why don't you write books people can read?
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Nora Joyce to her husband James
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J
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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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Thomas Jones
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J
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.
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Alan Kay
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K
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University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
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Henry Kissinger
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K
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Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
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Irving Kristol
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K
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Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
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Rudyard Kipling
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K
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He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.
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Abraham Lincoln
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L
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The average person thinks he isn't.
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Father Larry Lorenzoni
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L
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The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
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Gloria Leonard
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L
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Lucus a non lucendo.
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Latin retort
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L
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We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
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General Douglas MacArthur
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M
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For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-knowing.
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Henry Louis Mencken
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M
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
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Henry Louis Mencken
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M
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The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
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Henry Louis Mencken
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M
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It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
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Niccolo Machiavelli
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M
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Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
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Ross MacDonald
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M
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