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Quote
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Name
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Letter
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
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Aristotle
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A
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
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Woody Allen
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A
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Pray, n:. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
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Ambrose Bierce
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B
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The covers of this book are too far apart.
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Ambrose Bierce
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B
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I worship the quicksand he walks in.
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Art Buchwald
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B
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
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Edmund Burke
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B
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
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Honore de Balzac
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B
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Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
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Wernher Von Braun
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B
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In the end, everything is a gag.
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Charlie Chaplin
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C
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I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
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Cicero
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C
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No Sane man will dance.
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Cicero
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C
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There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.
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Flannery O'Connor
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C
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I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
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Irvin S. Cobb
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C
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I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
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Katherine Cebrian
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C
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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
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Seymour Cray, father of supercomputing
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C
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It's not having what you want. It's wanting what you've got.
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Sheryll Crow
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C
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.
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Sir Winston Churchill
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C
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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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Sir Winston Churchill
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C
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
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Von Clausewitz
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C
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Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn'd.
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William Congreve
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C
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If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.
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Bette Davis
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D
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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
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Walt Disney
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D
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Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
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Abba Eban
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E
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There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
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Albert Einstein
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E
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson
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E
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Well done is better than well said.
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Benjamin Franklin
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F
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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
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Benjamin Franklin
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F
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.
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Edward Fitzgerald
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F
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A bore is someone who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it.
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Henry Ford
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F
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Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
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Robert Frost
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F
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