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Quote
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Name
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Letter
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Mark Twain
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T
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Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
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Sun Tzu
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T
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If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people!
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Unknown
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U
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There will always be death and taxes; however, death doesn't get
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Unknown
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U
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You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because.
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Unknown
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U
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A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.
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Unknown
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U
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I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
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Gore Vidal
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V
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Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
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Pancho Villa's last words
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V
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A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
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Paul Valery
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V
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Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
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Voltaire
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V
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The truth is more important than the facts.
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Frank Lloyd Wright
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W
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Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
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H. M. Warner, in 1927
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W
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Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
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Karl Wallenda
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W
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.
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Mae West
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W
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He who hesitates is a damned fool.
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Mae West
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W
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There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
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Oscar Wilde
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W
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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Oscar Wilde
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W
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God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
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Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
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W
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I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
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Steven Wright
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W
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright
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W
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I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
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Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, in 1943
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W
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