Ruddock Detained On Temption Island.

Minister caught illegally entering pleasure playpen. A spokesperson for the Immigration Department confirmed late last night that Philip Ruddock was briefly held in detention on Temptation Island...

 

Howard Endorses Lesbian IVF plan.

"We must populate or perish." In a radical policy back flip the Prime Minister yesterday announced support for a plan to give lesbians access to reproductive technology...

 

Sam Newman-Missing Presumed Dead.

What really happened to the TV superstar? The story starts with Sam Newman recovering in hospital from wounds inflicted by a jealous lover...

 

Why St Kilda Didn't Win The Flag.

From the Vault. I was not surprised that Adelaide won the premiership in 1997 nor did I shed any tears at St Kilda's demise, let me tell you why...

 

Poetry

Tired tired rock n roll

Acid Fumes

Big Mack

 

What to do if you fall in love with a friend?

Trudies Sex Advice. It seems to me that there are four possible approaches that can be taken if you fall in love with a friend...

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