~*All Things Rock Quotes*~





Joel: My name is Joel. This is Benji, my brother.
Benji: I hate you

Benji: all right, well I think Joel gets a little sweaty and nervous when you talk to him...

Joel: Heyyy...I can't think of a better place to be than hanging out on a college campus listening to tunes and watching rock vid--
Benji: Tunes?!?!?!
Joel: yeah, you know, like songs from Default.
Benji: We never use the word 'tunes'! Rule number 4!
Joel: ...ok...

Benji: This next video is Blink 182's 'First Date'...Joel's still yet to have one.

Benji:Joel needed some anatomy lessons.
Joel: that's right.
Benji: He was all twisted up...couldn't figure some things out.
Joel:...that's right...

Benji:(introducing Lifestyles video) I feel like such an asshole fore introducing our video.
Joel: Benji, you are an asshole.

Benji:Joel gets intimidated easily
Joel: ...that's right.

Joel:*doesn't know he's on camera* Dude!! Shut up!

Benji: Joel fell off stage. He tripped.
Joel:...this is the new vid--
Benji: It's his new most embarassing moment. EVER.
Joel: Shut up..no, YOU'RE my most embarassing moment ever...

Joel: (talking about 2003 grammy nomination) We were nominated for a grammy
Benji: Yeah we were, but we said no.
Joel: Keep your grammy
Benji: yeah, shove that grammy..up your ass

Joel: Could it be anymore obvious that he was reading from a cue card?! He's like this the whole time, *looks back and forth from cue card to the camera and mocks benji*, "UH, RECENTLY..."

Joel: Welcome to All Things Rock, I'm Joel.
Benji: And I'm Benji...
Joel: yeah...unfortunately...

Benji:Go to mtv.com and tell us what you think of the show.
Benji: And what you think of Joel, and if he should really be on this show.
Joel: That's right

Benji: I like dark videos. I got Frankenstein on my shirt.
Joel:*confused because Benji is random*

Benji:I started buying records kinda late. I got Nirvana's "Nevermind", Rancid's first record, Joel got MC Hammer
Joel: *shrugs* Can't lie...

Joel: I really love Dashboard, if you don't have the cd you should really check it out.
Benji: Joel listens to it and just cries, and sobs...tears of heartbreak.

Joel:We're in a band called Good Charlotte.
Benji: Yes. Joel likes to mention that every time.
Joel: *acts stupid to distract Benji*
Benji: dude, get serious. You're gonna get us fired!

Benji:Hey, welcome back to All Things Rock, we're from the band Good Charlotte. THERE JOEL!! I said it!!
Joel: Thank you!

Joel:I think if they had a California music award for the show hosts, we'd win.
Benji: True! We're really good. Well, let's check out the video, and while the video is playing we can talk about how good we are amongst ourselves.

Post: Dear Benji and Joel, you guys are always fighting and I think since you're brothers, you guys should hug just once.
Joel: No. Sorry, no.
Benji: Yeah. Joel has this thing where he doesn't touch people and he washes his hands a lot.

Benji: (reading post) Some nice person decided to post a little poll on who should get fired, me or Joel. A little contest of something.
Joel: This should be funny.
Benji: Yeah..Well, 1% says that Joel should get fired...
Joel: Ha ha ha...
Benji: 1% said that I should get fired. That's 2%. The other 98% of people say that we should both get fired, that we suck, we don't know what we're doing, we don't belong on MTV, we're not good...We look bad...
Joel: OK, OK!!

Benji: Does it piss you off? That men are better than women?

Benji:(talking about No Doubt's video game) I'm buying that one.
Joel: I got Play Station 2 *points of Benji*, he's got X-Box.
Benji: Billy and Paul bought me X-Box. I think they just got it so they could play with it though.
Joel: Yeah. Thanks guys, Billy and Paul. We love you guys. Anyways...

Benji:(reading post) 'Do you guys read actual posts or do the writers give you something?' ...Do you think that we're puppets? I don't make this stuff. Some kids wrote these things on the message boards.
Joel: This show can't afford writers.
Benji: Do you think I write these? Here, listen. 'Benji is hot.' 'Benji is god.' 'ATR rocks.' 'Benji is cool.' I dont think I write these. We are not puppets!
Joel: No more posts for you. *snatches posts from Benji*

Benji:C'mon Joel, who's tougher?
Joel: Okay, he is. No, wait, actually we have this dog named Cash.
Benji: Yeah, Cash.

Joel: Hey welcome to All Things Rock I'm Joel this is Benji.
Benji: I'm just shopping for skirts.
Joel: Yeah Benj is shopping for skirts. We're from the band Good Charlotte and this is our show on MTV where we play videos and Benj acts like an idiot.
Benji: This is nice *holds up a skirt*
Joel: Yeah it is *talks about the store they are in*
Benji: It's pretty *holds up another skirt*


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