~*Group Quotes*~





Billy: Do you ever think about saucepans?
Joel: um..no
Billy: me neither

Paul: Dude, I never drink beer. Never.
Joel: You just did.
Paul: Oh.

BARNEY
Billy: A big purple dinosaur
Joel: Rubble
Benji: Fife
Paul: Poop

SECRETS
Billy: Oh, this is gonna be good...
Joel: What if we told about each other?
Billy and Paul: Yeah! Yeah!
Joel: Ummm, who wants to do Billy?
Billy: Who wants to DO me? I'd reather skip that one!
Joel: Ummm, I can tell you that Billy loves The Nightmare Before Christmas and he loves peanut butter, anything peanut butter.
Billy: That's a true statement...
Joel: Was that interesting?
Juicy! Juicy!
Benji: Joel didn't kiss a girl til he was...16?
Joel: *nods* I didn't make out with one til I was 18...
Benji: Nah...it wasn't that long was it?
Joel: Yeah...17, 18...
Benji: Ok, so...
Joel: Not that there's anything wrong with that kids. Don't feel the pressure to like...it's cool or anything...
Paul: I got you *points to Benji* Benji gets the most use out of the back lounge on the tour bus.
*Benji laughs and tries to make a Paul's a liar face, but doesn't succeed*
Joel: *scrunches nose* OH hooooooooohh...
Benji: *shakes head* that's just not...
Billy: I got Paul. On the back use in the tour bus, it's actually them share it together.
Joel: Paul
Billy: Paul and Benji together
Benji: That just sounds weird...that just sounds weird...
Joel: I read Harry Potter...
Billy The secret about Paul, listen, the thing about Paul is, you don't know is Paul is a natural born thug. He's just husslin and strugglin, thats the life story of Paul.
Joel: Yeah, yeah.

LASTWORDS
Benji: I just wanna say the disclaimer. That we are not funny guys and everything we've said is probably...
Joel: LIES
Benji: gonna make you not want to be our fans. So we appoligize for this really weird interview, and awkward things we've said...
Joel: And I wanna appolize for us, being in your country and disrupting your way of life. I'm sorry.
Benji: Is this ummm awkward for any of you?
Joel: Are you guys awkward? *talks into camera*
Benji: I feel a little awkward...ok...

Joel: It takes him like 15-20 minutes to get ready
Benji: 15-20 minutes that isn't bad to get ready
Joel: It takes me like 5. No less
Benji: It's easy for me, cause I wear the same clothes everyday...pretty much
Paul: We love that on the tour bus by the way
Benji: *laughs* I dont smell bad...not that bad...whatever

Benji: Everyone say "shut up Joel"
Crowd: SHUT UP JOEL!

ON THE RADIO
Garbage song: Girls...
Paul: Like YOU!
Song:Boys...
Paul: Like ME!
Song: Girls...
Paul: Like JOEL!

Paul: This is Paul
Joel: I'm Joel
Benji: And Brad spelt backwards is DARB

Lisa: How'd you get the band together?
Benji: We wanted to start a band and we were all in high school. Then Billy was one of my best friends and we wanted another guitarist so he joined. I love Billy.
Billy: Oh yes, I love Benji *puts hand on Benji's thigh* Heh, I'm just kidding

Benji: Satan has a sister?
Joel: Shut up Benji

Benji: I got to take a drink of my uh "apple juice" and uh as I'm you know...drinking it, I realize everone's laughing and it's, it's kind of warm.
Joel: And it's not so satisfying.
Benji: I drank PISS!
Joel: That's right! He drank urine! Pee-pee water! Fluid wastes! He drank it!
Benji: I am an idiot ladies and gentlemen!

[Who's the best kisser?]
Benji: That would be me.
Joel: I've never kissed him so I don't know.

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