~*Paul Quotes*~





Wow. I've always wanted to hold this - Paul

Billy drives like an old grandma - Paul

Are you sure you don't want Joel's autograph instead? - Paul

Watch out, I might have rabies. - Paul

You don't have to be athletically inclined to write down basketball scores. - Paul

You want to come back to my house? - Paul

Don't get it wrong, we all hate their dad. - Paul

People always ask me for a 'Paul Hug'...What the HECK is that? - Paul

Interviewer: If you couldn't be in a band, what would you do?
Paul: I'd be a farmer.

Do we even play music? - Paul

You're what? S-s-s-sorry? - Paul

Paul: St. Paul is not gay! He's very, very straight.
Guy: Okay, buddy, whatever you want to believe.
Paul: You're really starting to hurt my feelings.

I dropped an anvil on Benji - Paul

He's a, um, a pitbull? - Paul about Cash

If you ever make do that again, I will punch you in the face and make you bleed. - Paul

You have beautiful handwriting... - Paul

How you doin' babygurl? - Paul

Paul: Here ya go. *hands a signed picture"
Person: Spank you.
Paul: SPANK WHAT?

Person: Do you know that you're in the best band in the world?
Paul: *nods* I know.

You look familiar - Paul

Paul: Do you know whos dog this is?
Person: Um...no?
Paul: It's Madonna's hairdresser's dog!

Are you sure you're not from Waldorf? I swear I've seen you so much before. - Paul

I'm the bass player. No one has a crush on the BASS player! - Paul

I wasn't popular in school. I liked to pretend I was, and I would go sit with the cool kids. Then they'd tell me to go fuck myself, and I would realize what a loser I was. - Paul

You know what toy I wish I still had? Nintendo Techno Super Bowl. I was the fat kid growing up, and when you're the fat kid, you love video games. And Twinkies. - Paul

I used to take piano lessons when I was a kid. One time, I farted during a desson, and my teacher never came back to my house. - Paul

This cute girl tripped me in the hall back in high school, and everyone thought it was funny. So, the next day, I tripped her on her heels and I don't know what happened to her. I think she died...I don't know. - Paul

Barbies? No...I never played with Barbie dolls... - Paul

Look, I know a cross-dresser when I see one - Paul on Justin Timberlake

Kids are laughing AT Paul, not WITH Paul. - Paul

I honestly. I haven't really thought of it. I'm definately not going to do a clothing company because I don't know shit about fashion. I feel like I haven't really had time to start any of the side projects that I want to do. So I don't have much to do right now besides the band. So in a few years, I think you'll see some stuff from me. - Paul

For me, when I write, even though I don't write songs for the band, but when I write it's always easier to write something that you know. I've sat and watched the twins go through so much shit and so much hardship and stuff like that and I can just see why it's probably easier for them to write because it is right in their heart. - Paul

We have kind of grown from our first album, learned how to play our instruments really well. - Paul


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