~*Joel Quotes*~





Its very cliched to go, "you're not punk," we don't care if we are and we don't care if we aren't - Joel

That was very sufisticated...you must eat sushi a lot - Joel about The Queens of the Stone Age

I'm not even going to get into what's punk, because thats such a dumb conversation. Usually I'm like 'they're cool, they're doing what they love, but there's something really annoying about her - Joel about Avril Lavigne

We don't fit in with the famous - Joel

When I saw Mariah Carey on Cribs, I was like, 'Get over it, it's cheesy.' - Joel

On New Year's I usually watch MTV. I never imagine we'd play it! - Joel

I feel like I have an adamant amount of tattoos..but because Benj has so many I get left in the cold.. - Joel

Like when you see a girl with armpit hair you just want to tell her damn girl shave that! - Joel

Music is supposed to be an escape, it's supposed to be somewhere you go where you can be yourself or be whatever you want to be. - Joel

We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb. - Joel about Benji

I don't smile - Joel

He's like a little brother to us all. We like to pick on him, all of us, you know, like brothers do. - Joel on Billy

If I were in that pit, I'd be making out with every one of you! - Joel

Yes, I'm pimpin this jacket, thank you very much. - Joel

Yeah and your teeth are clenched together and you're like, 'It's cool, man. I'm fine.' - Joel on getting painful tattoos

I love all women! - Joel

Ohhh, the scalp massage. It's good. It's a good five minutes on the crown area. It's great. - Joel

I got kicked out of class so much and it wasn't fair because I was just talking. In class, if there was a pretty girl, I would just try to talk to her, all the time. I like to talk, especially to girls. And I got kicked out of class all the time. The teacher would be like 'All right, stop,' and I'd be like 'Okay,' and keep talking. Then I'd try to impress her and it wouldn't really work. I'd get kicked out for trying to be funny, like they'd call me up to read and I'd read the wrong thing. I didnt take high school very seriously. - Joel

Benji's the evil twin. - Joel

One time I wanted to ask this girl to the dance, it was homecoming or something. I was too nervous because I get a little shy sometimes. Benj is definitely outspoken and I was like 'Call her and say you're me," cause we sound alike. He called and asked her to the dance for me. She said no. (laughs) - Joel

We're just like Ying and Yang, me and him, like night and day sometimes. - Joel

This is a really intimate gathering...(pause, something flies up on stage)...so intimate in fact, that someone just threw their bra up on stage! - Joel

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song. - Joel

Fan: Dude, your brother's an ass.
Joel: Hey, if you're going to diss my brother then I'm outta here...(leaves)

I gotta go brush my teeth! - Joel

We got Paul over here sportin the Ravens. And we got Billy over here rockin 'Nightmare Before Christmas. - Joel

I would have sex with Britney and make out with Christina, cause you know she's gonna have drama the next day. - Joel

That's because there is no beer or ladies waiting! - Joel

We'll encourage kids to educate themselves. You can support our troops, you don't have to support killing people. - Joel

We really brought down the house tonight! - Joel

I'm feeling this crowd so much, I think I'm going to stand in it. - Joel

How erotic. - Joel


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