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This page last updated 9-3-99

 NAME:__________________________________ DATE OF REVIEW:____________________________

  KNOWLEDGE: 

        1 ___ THE SON OF A BITCH REALLY KNOWS HIS SHIT 

  2 ___ KNOWS ENOUGH TO BE DANGEROUS 

 3 ___ ONLY HALF A BRAIN AND IS DANGEROUS 

 4 ___ FUCKING BRAIN DAMAGED, HIS COFFEE CUP HAS A HIGHER I.Q. 

 1 ___ DOES EXCELLENT WORK IF NOT PREOCCUPIED WITH PUSSY 

  2 ___ PRETTY GOOD: ONLY OCCASIONALLY BLOWS IT OUT HIS ASS 

 3 ___ HAS TO TAKE HIS SHOES OFF TO COUNT HIGHER THAN TEN 

 4 ___ COULDN'T COUNT HIS BALLS AND GET THE SAME NUMBER TWICE 

 1 ___ EXTREMELY COOPERATIVE ( KISSES ASS FREQUENTLY ) 

2 ___ BROWN NOSER ON POOR STANDING 

 3 ___ OFTEN PISSES OFF CO-WORKERS, THINKS IT'S HIS JOB

4 ___ DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT: NEVER DID, NEVER WILL 

 1 ___ REALLY A DEPENDABLE LITTLE COCKSUCKER 

2 ___ CAN RELY ON HIM AT EVALUATION TIME 

 3 ___ CAN RELY ON HIM TO BE THE FIRST ONE OUT THE FUCKING DOOR 

 4 ___ TOTALLY FUCKING WORTHLESS 

1 ___ EXTREMELY NEAT: EVEN COMBS HIS PUBIC HAIR

 2 ___ LOOKS GREAT AT EVALUATION TIME 

 3 ___ DIRTY, FILTHY, SMELLY SON OF A BITCH 

4 ___ FLIES LEAVE FRESH DOG SHIT TO FOLLOW HIM 

  1 ___ GOES LIKE A SON OF A BITCH IF THERE IS MONEY IN IT 

 2 ___ DOES OKAY AROUND EVALUATION TIME 

 3 ___ WORKS ONLY IF KICKED IN THE ASS EVERY TWO MINUTES 

4 ___ COULDN'T DO LESS WORK IF HE WERE IN A COMA 

1 ___ CARRIES A CHAIN SAW AND GETS GOOD RESULTS 

  2 ___ OCCASIONALLY GETS TOLD TO GET FUCKED 

 3 ___ MOTHER THERESA TELLS HIM TO GET FUCKED 

4 ___ COULDN'T LEAD A HUNGRY PACK OF WOLVES TO MEAT 

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