6.
4 CONTINUED: 4
BLIND BROTHER DEX (CONT'D)
(V.O., singing)
Well, she tells me that she loves
me,...
XCU: As Blind B.D.s hand leaves Trudys arm, several pimply
bumps are revealed. The bumps form cells with a maximum of 6
bumps each-3 bumps high and 2 bumps wide. FREEZE-FRAME. In
upper-third, SUPER CG: (Dermatographic Braille). In two lines
centered lower-third, SUPER CG: Not in this lifetime! I
have a headache! (See Addendum.)
BLIND BROTHER DEX (CONT'D)
(V.O.. singing)
...but she sure dont show it in
bed.
DISSOLVE TO:
5 EXT. MONASTERY COURTYARD DAY 5
CU: Theres a dome of smooth skin surrounded by hair.
(Whatsit!?) This Friar Tuck haircut tilts up to reveal Blind
B.D.s dark glasses and face. ZOOM OUT TO MS: Blind B.D. is
wearing a monks robe. He is sitting on a bench, alone in a
courtyard. He is running his fingertips across the open center-
fold of a PLAYBOY magazine, as if reading Braille. ZOOM OUT
CONTINUES TO TWO-SHOT: An OLD MONK ENTERS, wags his finger,
and mouths No, no, Dear Brother. He takes the magazine.
Then as the Old Monk EXITS, he ogles the center-fold with
lecherous delight.
BLIND BROTHER DEX
(V.O., singing)
I think Ill go to a monastery, shave
a bald spot on my head.
MCU: Blind B.D. rubs his bald pate and lip-syncs.
BLIND BROTHER DEX (CONT'D)
(V.O.. speaking)
Sorta like gettin bald from not
havin balled.
DISSOLVE TO:
6 INT. BLIND B.D.S LIVING ROOM, A DUMP DAY 6
MS, ZOOMING OUT TO A TWO-SHOT: Trudy is sobbing into a tissue.
Blind B.D. ENTERS and tries to console her. As she pulls
away, she slaps him.
(CONTINUED)