Sirs,
that is to mock of us. They are not mice, they are Cliques of the
Minister of the Justice (shouts of approval). This prevarication
should be punished exemplarily (shouts of approval.).
Lie.
It is necessary we establish a rule. When one attacks the Government,
one passes information soon on the reason of the attack; so it is
supposed that we proceeded in good faith, although these informations
are useless.
Treble.
Very well. There it goes. Mr. President, for the mice to be called
to the responsibility, I demand that the Government be asked for
information, that tells us how many wafers the mice gnawed, if the
mice were big or small, if their teeth were rotten or healthy.
Lie.
That; quite so, that is great.
Cupsaucer.
The plague of the mice should be extinguished in this country, what
is not difficult having a strong and diligent Government. When I
governed the Espírito Santo Captaincy (oh, happy and blessed time)
I observed in my Palace many large rats, whose voracity was without
limits; I employed the use of the arsenic; but the best expedient
that I found was the cats. Therefore, in addition to the solicitation
of Mr. Treble, be recommended the Government that sends a battalion
of cats against the mice.
Bignose.
Since it is spoken in battalion, I have to send to the table an
indication that seems to me
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is very fair. Gentlemen, the reign of the terror should be extirpated
at once. Do we see this peaceful City obstructed with National Guards
and Policemen, so that, in each corner one meets fixed bayonets,
and other still for fixing, cutlasses; sabres, rifles, artillery
pieces, etc. etc. Well, what for serves this military apparatus,
except to threaten the Representatives of the Province? What is
the need for an army of more than a thousand men? That....
Impartial.
It is exaggeration. All the soldiers don't count to 300; and this
is not a lot for the service and garrison of the Capital.
Guts.
To the order. Don't interrupt who is speaking.
Bignose.
Is there nothing more superfluous and dangerous than so much armed
people? The Government or it is treacherous, or poltroon and coward.
We should however oppose ourselves to this despotism, even so that
our comittents know the zeal that we took in defending the nation
against your oppressors (shouts of approval). I demand therefore
that it is asked to the Government the following information: First,
by order of whom it summoned this battalion; second, which the ordinance
that decreed that decreed measure; third, if the Government fears
some revolution close or remote; fourth, if the fear is big or small.
(The
petition is generaly supported.)
Monkey.
Mr. President, I only glimpse a horrible crisis o-
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