Quotes:
"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."
"Do or Do not, there is no try!"
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."
"When you're through changing, you're through."
"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."
"Change is inevitable, except from vending machines."
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"Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it."
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!"
"Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away."
"In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary."
"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do."
"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left."
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