Real Ale Sociedad

Probably the worst football team in the world...

Club Name: Real Ale Sociedad
Year of Formation: 1998 (Society est. 1961)
Club Colours: Black shirts with vertical yellow band/Black shorts/Black socks
Average Attendance (Real Ale fans): 3
Record Victory: 3-0 vs. En Cueros S. (Kate Kennedy Club Sixes, 1st Round, 2000). As yet awaiting an 11-a-side win.
Record Defeat: 0-16 vs. Hamilton Haccies (SAUSL Cup, 1st Round, 1998/99)
All-time Leading Goalscorer (competitive matches): Jamie Scotland, 13 gls (+4 in six-a-side)
Top Goalscorer in a Single Season: Jamie Scotland, 8 gls (1999/00)
Honours: St Andrews University Sunday League Wooden Spoon, 1998/99, 1999/00; St. Andrews University Sunday League Heaviest Competitive Defeat 1998/99; Kate Kennedy Club Sixes 1st Round Group K Winners 2000.

All-Time Club Record (Competitive 11-a-side): P 18 W 0 D 1 L 17 F 23 A 100
All-Time Club Record (Competitive 11-a-side Games Actually Turned Up For): P 15 W 0 D 1 L 14 F 23 A 91
All-Time Club Record (Competitive 6-a-side): P 4 W 2 D 2 L 0 F 5 A 1

Real Ale in 6-a-side glory shocker! Read all about their first competitive successes here!

Welcome to the ONLY official webpage of the world's most inept football team!
One of the most famous teams in the St Andrews University football Sunday League, the cunningly-titled Real Ale Sociedad F.C. have set amazing standards of badness in their early years, to which succeeding generations of players must be shuddering at the thought of maintaining.
Formed in September 1998, Real Ale Sociedad are a branch of the University's Real Ale Society, made up from the finest drunken reprobates Scotland's oldest university could muster together. Prospective candidates for players should enquire to the author, and should not be concerned about their elligibility if, for example, they live in Fiji. Absence from matches has not prevented such greats as Sandy and Rob from being integral members of the squad.


Season 1999/00 Review	Season 1999/00 Squad
Retro Real Ale! Previous Seasons	Real Ale Hall of Fame

Results for Season 1999/00:

Real Ale 0-2 Dogs Tullochs
Real Ale 0-5 Sloppy Seconds
Real Ale 2-6 Dem. Rep. of Phonque (J. Scotland 2)
Real Ale 0-7 Tulloch Troopers
Real Ale 1-2 Ba' Bags (J. Scotland)
Real Ale 0-3 David Russell Hole [BY DEFAULT]
Real Ale 5-9 Uni Hall Tigers (J. Scotland 2, Catlow, Lyle, Zilouf)
Real Ale 3-9 Trotters Independent Traders (J. Scotland 3)
Real Ale 0-3 Athletico Lambrini [BY DEFAULT]

P 9 W 0 D 0 L 9 F 11 A 46 Pts 0

Cup First Round: Real Ale 2-8 Regs All-Stars

Disclaimer: The opinions and judgements given here are in no way representative of the views of the author of the site (even though he wrote the thing). The author is merely trying to have a laugh, and no personal offence or bias is intended. Much.

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