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What if the lead role in Titanic was played by the Rock?
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© 1999 ScoopTHIS.com Wrestling Parody Magazine
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The Six Richest People In WWF-Related Postions:
1. - The Spanish announce table salesman     (gets $7,500,000 per year)
2. - Mankind's doctor     (gets $5,000,000 per year)
3. - Any bar in a three-mile radius to Steve Austin     ($4,775,000 spent per year)
4. - Sable's acting tutor     (gets $4,500,000 per year)
5. - Debra's plastic surgeon     (gets $4,250,000 per year)
6. - The Undertaker's fashion designer     (gets $2,750,000 per year)

An unfortunate accident occured to Sable yesterday as she underwent one of her routine breast enlargements. The doctor was just after going through a divorce and was, because of depression, drunk during the operation. The end result wasn't pretty, and we have a pictue of what Sable looks like now:

The Rock recently underwent surgery to correct a shoulder injury which he suffered at the Royal Rumble.   After the operation, The Rock asked to have his breasts enlarged and a full facial just like Sable and Kimberly Page. He'll be out for 4-6 weeks.

The Blue Meanie sadly collpased and was hospitalizd when he broke the world record for eating the most corn dogs in a minute, ousting Viscera at the very last second. He later died on the hospital bed when the bed collapsed and he rolled out the window.

If you saw Nitro this week, then there is something wrong with you. But if you did see it, then you saw that Goldberg's shoot interview during the third hour when he broke up the Ernest Miller/Scott Norton match for the TV Title by stunning both and stating he is leaving the federation for the WWF.
     Now before all of you are going crazy, please note that the WWF he is referring to is the World Wildlife Foundation.