Funny Buffy Songs!
Written by Ayelle
The Song of a Vampire Victim
(to the tune of "I'm Being Eaten By A Boa Constrictor")(sick version)
I'm being eaten by the vampire Drusilla,
I'm being eaten by the vampire Drusilla.
I'm being eaten by the vampire Drusilla,
And I don't like it very much.
Oh no (oh no), no blood in my toes (no blood in my toes),
Oh gee (oh gee), no blood in my knees (no blood in my knees),
Oh fiddle (oh fiddle), no blood in my middle (no blood in my middle),
Oh heck (oh heck) no blood in my neck (no blood in my neck),
Oh dread (oh dread), no blood in my head, no blood in --
SLUURRRPPP.
(slightly sicker version)
I'm being eaten by a vampire named Angel,
I'm being eaten by a vampire named Angel.
I'm being eaten by a vampire named Angel,
And I like it very much.
Oh gee (oh gee), I'm weak in the knees (I'm weak in the knees),
Oh fiddle (oh fiddle), he's touched my middle (he's touched my middle),
Oh my (oh my), he's so hot I could die (so hot I could die),
Oh yes (oh yes), there's blood on my dress (there's blood on my dress),
Oh heck (oh heck), he's biting my neck, he's biting my --
SLUURRRPPP.
Bring the Vampires Gory Glory
(to the tune of "Rise And Shine And Give God Your Glory")Chorus:
So, Rise, and Shine, and bring the vampires Gory Glory!
Rise, and Shine, and bring the vampires Gory Glory!
Rise! And! Shine! And! *CLAP* bring the vampires Gory Glory,
Creatures of the Night.
The vampires, they come out, they come out at nighty nighty,
Vampires, they come out, they come out at nighty nighty,
If you see them, *CLAP* take your flighty flighty,
Creatures of the Night.
Chorus
So Buffy, she goes out, goes out in the darky darky,
Buffy, she goes out, goes out in the darky darky,
She don't let vamps *CLAP* ever parky parky,
Not in Sunnydale.
Chorus
So, Spikey, he moved in, in with Drusilla Silla,
Spikey, he moved in, in with Drusilla Silla.
To find the Slayer *CLAP* find and killa killa,
Creature of the Night.
Chorus
So, Angel, he made it, he made it with Buffy Buffy,
Angel, he made it, he made it with Buffy Buffy,
No more feelings that're *CLAP* bunny-fluffy fluffy,
He's a Creature of the Night.
Chorus
So, Angel, got sucked in, got sucked into Helly Helly,
Angel, got sucked in, got sucked into Helly Helly,
Cause Miss Calendar's *CLAP* dead and smelly smelly,
Killed by that Creature of the Night.
Chorus
So, this is, the end of, the end of my story story,
This is, the end of, the end of my story story,
If you think it's *CLAP* hunky dory, you're a
Creature of the Night.
Buffy's Slaying Song
(to the Tune of "I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly)I know an old vampire who swallowed a stake.
What a mistake, to swallow a stake.
It wasn't fake.
I know an old vampire who acquired a tan.
It wasn't his plan, to acquire a tan.
I don't think he can.
I know an old vampire who drank water blessed.
I can't even guess why he drank water blessed.
I'm not impressed.
I know an old vampire who got set aflame.
What a shame, he got set aflame.
And I'm to blame.
I know an old vampire who lost his head.
With a feeling of dread, he lost his head.
And now he's dead!
I finally wrote a "garlic" verse!!! (see footnote)
I know an old vampire who ate some garlic.
You don't have to be Sherlock to know that garlic
Gave him colic.
FOOTNOTE: It took me a long time to write that verse, but it's not that I had any trouble rhyming with garlic. No, really! You see, on BtVS, vampires have no sensitivity to garlic anyway. Why, you ask? Because Nick Brendon has a really weird reaction to garlic -- it makes him psycho-hungry -- and they decided it would be a lot easier just not to use it at all. What do you think of THAT, hah?
ok, tell me
E-mail Catoninetails and tell her a word that rhymes with Garlic
Now That My Ears Are Broken I'd Like To Go Back To Creative Fandom, Please
Number of Keys Ayelle Can Sing In At One Time
(especially after playing the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Drinking Game):
Buffy Buttons ][ Old Poll Results
Shrine to Joss ][ Drinking Game
Mab's Fan Art ][ Buffy Life Wisdom
Graduation ][ Signs of Obsession
