Chapter 7: Weee’rrreee Baaaaaccccckkkkk!!! Or the Akio Car Pantiescapade

As some of you may have already guessed, they appeared in none other than Ohtori academy. This time SilverWolf donned her uniform with no complaint, and they avoided the schoolmarm. Knowing their goal, they strode straight for it. Then they stopped.

"I have to, um, go somewhere, OK?" SilverWolf said. Despite their suspicions, the ratio of irritation to uproriousness was sufficient to let her leave and possibly do something quite funny.

"Go, then." DragonGirl said, understanding the logic though no one else could. Nikkia was looking at DragonGirl strangely.

"Ratio of-" she started, but was halted by a hand.

"We know." They strode along, but soon temptation struck again. They passed the greenhouse and Miki, Naname and Anthy were talking near it.

"You got Miki last time, can I-" Nikkia started. Once again, logic and humor prevailed on DragonGirl to let her go. Besides, she had been deprived before. Maybe he could teach her the Theory of Humor Ratios.

"Go." She waved her off. This was something she had to do by herself. She strode to the Ohtori parking lot. Now came the hard part. She spotted SilverWolf’s other love, Akio, picking up girls by the exit door. She walked up to the swarm surrounding him. He left the other girls and walked through the crowd, ignoring her until he saw her. Then he stopped. His eyes got wide as he stared at her.

"Hello." She said mildly.

"You-you’re with that.." He stuttered.

"Uh huh." She said. He composed himself and became angry. (He is, after all, evil, even though SilverWolf gave him a complex)

"What do you want!?" he asked. She shrugged.

"Suitable payment for keeping my friend away from you forever." She said, knowing that was impossible.

"You’re lying." He retorted.

"Yes." She replied.

"What do you want?" he asked out of curiosity.

"Not much. Your Akio Car." He looked at her.

"My car?" he asked. She nodded, "But that’s the source of my power!" he shouted.

"Now you’re lying." She pointed out.

"Yeah." He said, smiling. She gave him a Significant Glance (yes, that is just to irritate you, Denise)

"Well, do you capitulate?" she asked. He gave her a look, then thought, "Submit," she restated. He thought again, "Yield." She said again, losing patience. He kept thinking, "Oh for the love of god, will you give me the car or not?!!" She yelled. He nodded.

"If it will keep you out of my proverbial hair for a while. Notice I said proverbial." He said.

"I took note and then dismissed it." She said coolly, accepting the proffered keys.

"Good." He said, walking off, "I think." He reiterated. He was about to turn and ask her something, but she walked swiftly off.

She reached the hallowed car, and started it. It practically reeked of….you know. She drove it to outside the rose garden, and waited for Nikkia. After a few moments, she honked the horn. A stylized version of "Let’s get it on" poured from the internal speakers. DragonGirl didn’t know whether to smack her head in exasperation or smile with satisfaction. She chose the latter. Responding to the faint strains of music that got through to the greenhouse, Nikkia came out looking the worse for wear. Her hair was woven through with leaves and blue rose petals. DragonGirl gave her a surreptitious glance, but decided that whatever went on was best kept secret.

"I got-" Nikkia volunteered, yet was halted by the palm again.

"We can assume." Said DragonGirl. She brought the car around the grounds searching in vain for SilverWolf. They put the car into park and thought.

"Well, she’s not with Akio, we know that much." Nikkia said, giggling.

"Who else does she have an interest in?" DragonGirl asked. They both realized at the same time.

"JURI!" they yelled. They put the car into drive, gunning the engine. They zoomed into the dormitory area, searching for Juri’s dorm. They found it only by default. They just assumed that the window SilverWolf was looking in with binoculars was her room. A shriek sounded from the window, and SilverWolf was caught off balance. Literally. She fell from the building. It took all of DragonGirl’s maneuvering power to get the Akio-car into a position (not that kind, sickies!) to catch her. She landed with a whumpf in the back. Strangely, they heard more than one OW!

"What the hell, dammit!" A voice cursed from beneath SilverWolf. SilverWolf hastily got up.

"Tru Anjel!" they shouted.

"Who did you expect, Onion Stick?" she asked.

"But what were you doing in the Akio-car?" Nikkia asked, knowing full well what the answer would be.

"Waiting." She replied. Ah, you see, she was right.

"Well, now you’re stuck with us, I guess." SilverWolf said. Tru Anjel looked at her surlily. Then she stopped.

"Your eyes, they’ve-" SilverWolf turned to DragonGirl and Nikkia. DragonGirl looked in the rear view mirror, and laughed. SilverWolf’s eyes had turned a strange shade of bright orange.

"They’re orange!" Anjel finished.

"That’s what you get for sneaking a peek at forbidden panties!" Nikkia laughed. Abruptly they were on a highway. Anime Highway the overpass read.

"Where are we?" SilverWolf asked.

TO BE CONTINUED