| ::CoNteNtS:: FrieNdz piX PoeMs StoOpyd Jokes CartoOn of da Dai Wut aRe yoOh lyke? Wai GuRlz aRe betta daN guyZ Da weiRdeSt oath LiNks ::TheMe--LuV:: |
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| HoW 2 tell if youR guy iSh gay RuLeZ of luV Da laNguage ChiCk dat luV yoOh HaNdy eXcuSeS 2 get out of a date |
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| 1. "I want a girlfriend who's a friend first." 2. "I love it when a girl makes me feel special." 3. "I don't want to feel joined at the hip to her." (meaNiNg duN be aRouNd hiM 24/7) 4. "I'm really into spontanity." [be wiLd n hyPeR.. n outgoiN.. but not 2 muCh yoOh'll freaK hiM out] 5. "I don't always want to be on my best behavior with a girl."- let hiM aCt lyKe hiMseLf 6. "I want a date, not a command performance!"-- not eVery date iSh a HUGE deaL 7. "I want a girl to treat me with respect.": duN do anethyNg dat yoOh duN waNt hiM 2 do 2 yoOh (ie. fliRt aRouNd) 8. "I want a girl who understands me." ListeN 2 hiM.. not jusS wyd youR eaRZ, but wyd youR <3 9. "Nothing's worse than a girl who flakes out!" {keEp youR proMiSes n neVa baCk out.. if eMeRgeNcy, maKe suRe he knoeZ} 10. "It makes me feel good when I know my girlfriend depends on me." not 24/7.. but yoOh shouLd suMx dePeNd oN hiM 11. "When I'm away from my girlfriend, I want to know she misses me."- duN maKe it seEm lyKe yoOh duN reallieZ caRe.. datZ stoOpyd 12. "I want to know she supports me and believes in me." 13. "I want her to accept me for who I am."-- he'Z a guy, a huMaN beiNg, aCcePt it 14. "It's not like I'm looking for a supermodel, but I want a girl who cares about her appearance." Not meaNiNg yoOh obseSsed oVa it.. jusS maKe suRe yoOh duN loOk all crapPy 15. "I want a girlfriend who gets along with my friends." 16. "I want to feel that my girlfriend really appreciates me." 17. " I want to know she'll be there through tough times." 18. "Loves doesn't have to be heavy. A girl should be able to take things light." Not eVerythyNg iSh a big deaL 19. "I don't want a jealous girl." DUH! 20. "I want a girl who's an individual, unique" If you'Re jusS lyke eVery1.. deN wutZ so speCiaL dat he shouLd be datiNg yoOh? 21. "I love it when my girlfriend says she loves me!"-- but duN sai it uNleSs yoOh meaN it! |