Confucius Says...

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Passionate kiss like spider's web -- soon lead to undoing of fly."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Baseball is wrong -- man with four balls cannot walk."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Woman who wears G-string, high on crack."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"Man who bounce woman on bed spring this Spring have offspring next Spring."

CONFUCIUS SAY:
"A man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts."