DOM-LAND, Middle-Earth—I like trees because Treebeard is mine and Merry's friend and he's real nice and gave us stuff and we rode around on his head and threw rocks and stuff at the bad orcs when they were bruning stuff at saruman's house. So i joined an organazashin called "If you cut down this tree we will get really mad." So we went to this place where thy were going to cut down a tree and I told them "I am a hobbit, I speak for the trees,"but they didn't care because they wanted to cut down the tree and they had big chansaws and evrything. So we got real mad at them and stood in front of the trees and made real mad faces at them. I even put my helmet on because i look meaner that way. But they didnt go away so we threw rocks at them. That was fun. I should have brot my hockey stick. And the pepole got mad at us because we wouldn't go away and because we threw rocks and stuff and they waved their chainsaws a lot and yelled and they made so much noise that the tree woke up and walked away. It was really an Ent! We were so supprised and then I asked Treebeard later who it was and he said it might be his cousin that got really bad colds a lot so he had to take coff syrup and it was called nyquil and he went to sleep for a long time and then when he woke up he was so happy he drank a lot more and caught something called a coma. And we were happy because the chainsaw people went away and the tree was saved. So then we went to get ice cream. I liked that.

Note: The Dom-Land Caribou organization would like to state that while most of the players support such methods of eco-terrorism, some don't. They just wanted to make sure we were all clear about that. Bubbles also wants readers to know that there is nothing wrong with the comma key on the Caribou computer. Pippin just doesn't use it.

Bubbles would like to take some space here to remember Warren Zevon who died this past week. Zevon wrote Bubble's favorite hockey song, "Hit Somebody." She was sad.

Did you miss the Harry Potter exhibition game? Click here. All past stories can be read in the News section.

Hey, check out the Which Dom-Land Caribou Player are You? quiz created by our own Shmadyle!

Notes: Want to discuss the Caribou championship? The state of hockey in general? Legolas' hair? Now fans can get together and tawk amungst themselfs at the **Caribou Forum**. Big thanks to Ivy for setting it up and bigger apologies for not putting it on the site sooner!

Notes Ia: Bubbles sincerely apologizes for not replying to any emails you may have sent her, even the odd ones. She is...well, the truth is, she is utter crap when it comes to answering emails. She reads them all and chuckles quite a bit, but has incredible difficulty hitting that "reply" button. Please forgive her.

Notes II: Read about the aftermath of the Elfhead concert at the Merry-Go-Round...Rink...Thing Where a Penguin Plays a Banjo here.

Notes III: View all the Dom-Land pictures and how they came to be here.

Notes IV: If you sent me something, see it here.

5) For more hockey terms and...stuff, click on Hockey Speak.

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