Taking a Breather
Update coming, sorry. 7/17 7:07 a.m. Still up, but no update.


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July 12, 2004

DOM-LAND, Middle Earth— The Dom-Land Caribou enjoyed a week off from hockey while waiting for the first round of the MEHA playoffs. The 2003 champions feel confident going into the post season.

"We have hope," said Strider, who spent part of his week off fishing, the other part doing backed-up paperwork.

"We're not looking past the Uruk-Hai," said Legolas, "and it's not like I wish the Rangers ill, but I'd really like a shot at Haldir." The defence-elf has reportedly been sharpening his skates.

Frodo spent time at the gym, apparently doing speedbag drills. Sam tended his garden and his ever-growing family.

Boromir and Gimli took an ikebana workshop.

Merry and Pippin watched Shrek 2 and Spiderman 2.

Gandalf took a long nap.

The team will resume practices this week to get themselves ready for the first game against the Uruk-Hai on Saturday. The MEHA disciplinary committee has issued several warnings to both teams to keep the bloodshed to a minimum. Pippin has hidden Surfer Kitty.

The MEHA Championship Trophy has officially been renamed The Precious.

Playoff Primer

1) Each round is a seven-game series. Basically, two teams play each other until one team wins four games. That team wins the series.

2) There are no ties. If a match is tied at the end of three periods, the teams will play 20-minute overtimes until one of them wins or they both drop dead. In the case of dropping dead, all members of both teams have to be completely dead. The game will then be temporarily postponed.

3) The teams who have qualified for this year's playoffs are:
The Dom-Land Caribou
The Fighting Uruk-Hai
The Ithilien Rangers
The Eldar
Whoever wins the Caribou/Uruk-Hai series will go on to play the winner of the Rangers/Eldar series for The Precious.

4) Although there are traditions of throwing things onto the ice in the NHL during the playoffs, (i.e. the octopus in Detroit) the MEHA has strictly forbidden the throwing of cephalopods. This measure was taken to prevent the injury and/or death of anyone trying to capture The Watcher in the Water.

Sorry this update is so late! To make up for it, here's a funny picture of a cat.

NOTES: For some reason, it's been rather difficult for Bubbles to update on Fridays, so from now on, DL updates will take place on Saturdays, Bubbles' Standard Time, which is Sunday for most of the rest of the world. Sorry about that.

 

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